[flitton]

So, nobody 'saw' that coming.

Seriously, I hope he recovers.

[kenth]

Owwhhh....

This is one of those articles in which you don't really need much more than a title.

[rockabyebaby]

Two attemtps batting zero, obviously he's not meant to die, he must face his challenges and resolve the issues instead of wimping out.

[Onelifetogive]

I am normally against "assisted suicide", but for this guy, I could make an exception.

[Toddsterpatriot]

This was his second suicide attempt, CTK news agency reported. He had earlier tried to hang himself from a tree branch but the branch snapped and he broke both legs in the fall, it said.

His nickname is lucky.

[Revelation 911]

oh man - thats gonna leave a mark - prayers for mental clarity

reminded me of that story last year when this guy at a supermarket tried to cut his head off with the bandsaw

[Chummy]

"...He had earlier tried to hang himself from a tree branch but the branch snapped and he broke both legs in the fall...."

Gee, ya'd think he would have bounced.


baDUMbump

[HMFIC]

Hopefully his third try with succeed.

My advice to dimwit in CZ.

1. Climb to highest point on a cliff well over 100 feet tall.

2. Look down to make sure the coast is clear.

3. Jump.

[newgeezer]

Laughs-from-the-past ping.

[jb6]

Maybe he "saw" the light at the end of the tunnel?

[international american]

He is obviously a mental case. What caused it is anyones guess.

[14erClimb]

This brings back memories of the Seinfeld episode where George can't get himself fired. "Bodysuit Man!"

[handy]

two words: gun show

[Slump Tester]

"Now maybe you're scared of jumpin', 'n poison makes you sick
'N you want a little attention, 'n you need it pretty quick

Don't wanna mess your face up, or we won't know if it's you
Aw, there's just so much to worry about, Now what you gonna do?

Go ahead on 'n get it over with then - Find you a bridge 'n take a jump

Just make sure you do it right the first time
('Cause nothin's worse than a Suicide Chump)

FZ 1981

[atomicpossum]

Sometimes it doesn't pay to innovate. The old tried-and-true methods are the best.

[Hatteras]

Dang chain brakes...

[tob2]

Poor guy needs lots of help.

[sweetliberty]

Reminds me of a movie I saw once where the guy kept trying to commit suicide and failing. The title escapes me at the moment.

[the_devils_advocate_666]

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
        -- Dorothy Parker

[Just Dan]

HAHAHA - read the thread then go to comment 25 - classic!

[Bon mots]

Say it ten times fast:
Of all the saws I ever saw saw, I never saw a saw saw, like that saw saws.