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(Vanity) Dead People and Unborn Voters Are Disenfranchised In Washington, and Many Areas of USA!
1-07-05 | sully777 (not Bob Wallace)

Posted on 01/07/2005 11:18:37 AM PST by sully777

To my horror, I read that the Washington State Election Commission was prosecuting a man for voting on behalf of his dead wife ( http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1316139/posts ). Lord have mercy, what nation have we become?

Why are they prosecuting this man?

The reason the state prosecutes this man is that he pioneers the rights for all dead people. They are the unknown, the landless, the lawless, the clueless, and dare we say the enslaved and entombed disenfranchised class in Bushbot country. This man sacrifices all for his wife's freedoms --freedoms we take for granted.

Is it fair that a dead person loses all his or her rights? Is it fair that dead people are not allowed to own land? Is it fair that dead people pay the greatest amount of taxes when they can afford it least? How could we burden survivors with the knowledge that their loved ones can't do nothing more? What nation have we become?

We are an intolerant nation. I say to all necrophobics: Shame!

I think President George W. Bush and Karl Rove are to blame. Blue states such as Washington, California and Massachusetts, as well as blue cities like Chicago and New York City, allow the dead freedoms unknown in red states and cities. For example, the Chicago undead lead very fruitful lives, voting for aldermen, mayors, congressmen, and presidents for well over a century. The Chicago dead collect salaries and benefits. The dead lead helpful, civic lives.

Meanwhile, the evil Bush administration, using the Constitution as cover, entombs the dead in a spiralling world of enslavement.

The dead are not alone in the Bush conspiracy to rob people of their God-given rights to live and vote. Dare we speak of the unborn? People that don't exist should be given just as much freedom to vote and work as the dead.

Why can't we be more like the Europeans? Europe boasts much of their workforce is made up of non-existant individuals all leading fullfilling lives on assembly lines and at government agency windows. In fact, the French army and navy employs thousands of non-existant fighters to defend their nation against NATO and the USA.

Granted, there are some enlightened organizations in the USA that recognize the rights of the non-existant, such as unions, homeless advocacy groups, The Education Department, EarthFirst!, and the Reform Party. But it's not enough!

This country will not PROGRESS until we recognize the supremecy of judicial legislature, the intelligence of Marxism, and the rights afforded to the dead and the unborn. Until then, the Bush/Rove conspiracy of constitutionalism will continue to destroy this nation.

Remember the dead and non-existant: They live and exist too.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Washington; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: bobwallace; isbobdead; notbobwallace
I won't even touch Hollywood's stereotypical portrayals of dead people as blood thirsty zombies, and the legal oppression of the necrophylic community.
1 posted on 01/07/2005 11:18:39 AM PST by sully777
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To: sully777

LOL!


2 posted on 01/07/2005 11:21:22 AM PST by fastattacksailor (The US without the UN is like not having your mother-in-law with you on your honeymoon)
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To: Baynative

"Blue states such as Washington, ..."

Actually Blue City such as Seattle would be more correct.



My bad.


4 posted on 01/07/2005 11:28:15 AM PST by sully777 (our descendants will be enslaved by political expediency and expenditure)
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To: sully777

Full rights for Necro-Americans!


5 posted on 01/07/2005 11:30:23 AM PST by Publius (The people of a democracy choose the government they want, and they ought to get it good and hard.)
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To: sully777
Sorry I'm late, had to get dressed...where's my ballot?

6 posted on 01/07/2005 11:31:02 AM PST by 506trooper (No such thing as too much guns, ammo or fuel on board...unless you're on fire)
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To: Publius

Full rights for Necro-Americans!



Why not? I understand the government is considering giving full rights to NON-AMERICANS (he said with tongue in cheek).


7 posted on 01/07/2005 11:32:07 AM PST by sully777 (our descendants will be enslaved by political expediency and expenditure)
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To: sully777

Don't forget marriage rights.

This may have happened in Europe, but expect it in the US soon:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1315002/posts

And elsewhere:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/02/10/france.marriage.ap/


8 posted on 01/07/2005 11:38:41 AM PST by two134711
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To: two134711

Don't forget marriage rights.

This may have happened in Europe, but expect it in the US soon:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1315002/posts

And elsewhere:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/02/10/france.marriage.ap/



Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

If you say it's acceptable to marry corpses in Europe, Sandra Day O'Connor and her buddies on the court will cite it supra-constitutionally as a RIGHT.


9 posted on 01/07/2005 11:45:25 AM PST by sully777 (our descendants will be enslaved by political expediency and expenditure)
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To: sully777

I wish I could say LOL to that. But it's so close to the truth, it's not funny. :(


10 posted on 01/07/2005 11:50:47 AM PST by two134711
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To: sully777

I wish we would hammer as hard on voter fraud as they do on voter suppression.........wish I say more on the news at least on Fox


11 posted on 01/07/2005 11:51:50 AM PST by NorCalRepub
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To: Baynative

My thought too.


12 posted on 01/07/2005 12:03:55 PM PST by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: sully777
Down with NECROPHOBIA !!

Let them not have died in vain !!

Ah, Sully,me boy : I'm proud to call you SON !!

13 posted on 01/07/2005 1:08:07 PM PST by genefromjersey (So much to flame;so little time !)
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