Posted on 02/04/2005 12:57:24 PM PST by doug from upland
ATTENTION: Voters of New York. You should be demanding this.
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AFFIDAVIT OF SENATOR HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON
To all of the voters of the state of New York, I affirm the following:
1. If I am re-elected to the Senate from New York for a second term, I will finish that term.
2. Any money contributed to my senatorial campaign will be kept in an escrow account and only used for the senatorial campaign. Any money left over from that campaign will be given to the State of New York to reduce its debt.
3. If I am re-elected and do not finish my term for any reason other than health concerns, all of the senate campaign money received will be returned to the donors.
4. If I am re-elected and then file papers to run for another office with the intent of failing to fulfill my commitment of six years, I hereby urge my senate colleagues to remove me from the senate, an effort I shall not fight.
Dated: _______________________
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Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton
(Space below for Notarial Seal)
She should be in jail right beside teddy hiccup, any remember Vince Foster?
Didn't Bill make a similar pledge when re-elected Gov. of Arkansas in 1990?
Any words uttered by such people are simply not to be believed.
Of course he made that pledge. Then he staged rallies as if people were demanding that he run for Prez and they would let him out of his commitment. That is how Hillary plans to do it. If re-elected, she will later claim that the will of the people of New York is that she run for president. There will be petitions and a media blitz forgiving her.
Kerry lost, and he is staying in the senate.
YEAH RIGHT, I STAND A BETTER CHANCE OF BEING ELECTED THE NEXT POPE THAN THIS DOCUMENT EVER BEING SIGNED...but hey, I guess every one can dream.....
If she ever in a million years signed it, everyone that had seen it, had access to it, or had otherwise known about it would suddenly assume room temperature one-by-one.
who the hell cares what an irrelevent filthy demoncrap signs or dont sign!?!?!?
3. If I am re-elected and do not finish my term for any reason other than health concerns, blah, blah, bla
It's easy to promise nothing
Anything signed by Hillary and two bucks will get you a cup of coffee at Starbucks.
I just want her to tell me how she brokered a $1000.00 beef trade into a $1000,000.00 profit in 3 months. AND why the Rose Law firm's billing records took more than a year to find when they were sitting on the edge of a table she walked by every day. Btch oughta be in JAIL.
She has a short memory span. She couldn't remember any records of work she did with Arkansas Rose Law Firm; denial of her husband's being a sexual predatory; denial of all the "other women" to name a few. Kathleen Parker hit the nail on the head in her editorial listed below:
Power-mad Hillary stands by her plan
Tribune Media Services | 6-12-2003 | Kathleen Parker
By coincidence two parallel fictions ran simultaneously in my household Sunday night. In the kitchen I caught snippets of Hillary Clinton and Barbara Walters musing over the New York senator's new book, while my male associates gathered in another room to indulge their apparently insatiable appetite for "The Godfather."
Dazzling performances all 'round on a theme that's nearly become an American leitmotif: denial.
Hillary, whose $8 million memoir "Living History" hit bookstores Monday, is telling Walters how she felt on the morning of Aug. 15, 1998, when Bill woke her up to confess his affair with that woman, Monica Lewinsky:
"I was just beside myself with anger and disappointment," she says, surely confusing that memory with the time the tooth fairy left her a dime instead of a quarter.
Around the corner in the testosterone den, Diane Keaton is facing down Al Pacino with teary eyes, begging her husband to tell her whether he ordered the assassination of his sister Connie's husband. Just this once, Pacino says, he'll let her pry into his business.
"Michael, is it true?" she pleads. Summoning his best basilisk imitation, Pacino says, "No."
What's clear in this brilliantly directed moment is that Keaton knows Pacino is lying, but gratefully embraces him anyway. She leaves the room and watches as Pacino's disciples stoop to kiss his ring and the door closes on truth. By her denial, she has become complicit in his corruption.
Keaton's denial, like Hillary's, is critical to her marriage and to her survival. In the end, of course, Keaton lacks the rapacious ambition of Hillary and acts--by terminating her next pregnancy--to end the cycle of her husband's violence and her own denial. Her conscience won't permit her to play along any more.
Conveniently, Hillary has no such conscience stalking her heart's arctic landscape. She, after all, worships at the same altar as her husband. Denial was necessary to her marriage, yes, but more important, it has been necessary to her own dauntless pursuit of power. As she denied her husband's serial sexual abuses, she also denied her own role as enabler.
Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey, Monica Lewinsky? A vast right-wing conspiracy.
Now a U.S. senator and one of the highest-paid "writers" in book history, Hillary denies her denial and puts on a fake face of golly-gee, "I'm just a regular gal trying to make the sucker float," to match the plasticized facade of her interviewer. Boredom or Botox? You decide.
From Vince Foster's suicide to that gosh-awful health-care debacle to all those bad women, jiminy, what a mess. Clearly we must move on, put it all behind us, and forge ahead toward a future of growing old together. But let's not move on toooooo fast. First let's pause to autograph a few books, endorse a few checks and hold a spit-salted finger to the political winds.
For waiting in line and plunking down $28, Hillary readers get exactly what? Not much more than an expansion of untruths added to what they already knew to be false. In her book and in interviews, which all seem to derive from the same script, Hillary insists:
She has no intention of running for president. Not true. She had no idea her husband was a sexual predator. Not true.
She wanted "to wring Bill's neck." Say what?
A mom wants to wring her 10-year-old son's neck when he tracks mud through her freshly mopped kitchen. When a grown woman finds out her husband has been intimate with the help, she wants to invite Lorena Bobbitt to din-din and forget to put the cleaver in the dishwasher.
There is about Hillary Clinton a frightening inevitability that ought to send shivers down the spines of those who still have them. Like her husband, she is able to hold a steady gaze and seduce her audience with false virtue even as she dissembles. Of "course" Hillary Clinton intends to run for president--and is running even as readers consume the book she hired three others to write. Of "course" she knew what kind of man she was married to and was an accomplice to his distortions and cover-ups.
And of course Hillary Clinton--the un-Tammy Wynette who once told a nation she didn't bake cookies and wasn't a stand-by-your-man kind of woman--would bake a 12-tiered wedding cake and stand by the devil if that's what it takes to fulfill her destiny as First Woman.
That, in fact, is what's true.
We need someone to be hard on this. They also need to be hard that she didn't vote for Gonzales. That will hurt her.
ON the other hand, if she is elected, ALL BETS ARE OFF!
Don't forget, Bill told the good people of Arkansas that he, too, would finish his term if they elected him.
Later, he claimed "the greater good" would be served if he ran and that the citizens of Arkansas WANTED him to run. (I wonder why?)
It's official.
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