Posted on 02/24/2005 12:04:30 PM PST by ken21
Edited on 02/24/2005 1:28:40 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
HAHA, I totally forgot that one!
What is going on in Tyler Tx. Seems like the rose capital of the world is going wack-o....
Paul Linde? You're old as dirt dude.
PLEASE IGNORE THIS THREAD.
"nothing more is know at the moment."
Sure,. there is, and more was known when you posted. You could have given some information about the city it happened in. Instead, you posted some drivel about "do-do" happening.
Oh, yeah, by the way, your capslock key seems to be broken.
I thought he was dead!
This thread hits 200 before we get any substantial details.
"It was Homecoming Night at my high school
Everyone was there, it was totally cool
I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
'Cause my best friend Debbie was Homecoming Queen
She looked so pretty in pink chiffon. (Chiffon)
Riding the float with her tiara on. (Tiara on)
Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand. (Bouquet)
She looked straight out of Disneyland!
You know that Cinderella ride
I mean definitely an E-ticket. (E-ticket)
The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked
I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something.
The band was playing 'Evergreen'
Then all of a sudden, somebody screamed:
Look out! The Homecoming Queen's got a GUN!!!
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a gun!
Debbie's smiling, and waving her gun
Picking off cheerleaders one by one
Oh! Buffy's pom poms just blew to bits
Oh no, Misty’s head just did the splits!
My best friend is on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me!
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad period?
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a gun!
Stop it, Debbie, you're making a mess
Powder burns all over your dress
An hour later, ,the cops had arrived
By then the entire glee club had died - no big loss
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop
Tear gas, machine guns... even a chopper!
Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of that float!
Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said,
She aimed and fired, and now the math teacher's dead!
Oh, it's really sad, but kinda of a relief,
I mean we had this big test coming up next week...
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a gun!
Debbie's really having a blast!
She's wasted half of the class!
The cops fired a warning shot and she dove off that float.
I tried to scream Duck! but it stuck in my throat.
She hit the ground and did a flip; it was real acrobatic.
But I was crying so hard, I couldn't work my Instamatic.
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out.
What made her do it, why'd she freak out?
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear.
I knew then... the end was near.
So I ran down and said in her good ear.
Debbie, why’d you do it?
She raised her head and smiled and said.
I did it for Johnny.
Johnny, well like whose Johnny? Answer me Debbie whose Johnny.
Does anybody here named Johnny?
Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny.
But he was a total geek. He always had food in his braces.
Answer me Debbie whose Johnny.
Oh God this is like that movie Citizen King
You know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled
But we’ll never know who Johnny is because like she’s dead
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen’s got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a ...
Everybody run
Everybody run the Homecoming Queen’s got a gun . . ."
I sure didn't. I was laughing my butt off about it when you first posted it!
nothing more is know at the moment.
So, you don't know where the Square is? It's rude just rushing to post a thread without any relevant information. It's not a contest or a race, after all.
Don't blame me, I'm still hiding under my desk.
Square of what?
Well at least it wasn't the circle.
That report sure cleared things up.
Read post #60 for the facts. 4 shot at the courthouse in Tyler, TX. 2 confirmed dead. Suspect apprehened. This is NO joking matter.
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