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DFU SONG: Gilligan's Island (Michael Jackson)
DFU SONGS | 6-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 06/13/2005 7:17:49 AM PDT by doug from upland

GILLIGAN'S ISLAND

Sit back my friends and I’ll tell a tale…about a superstar
With boys who stayed with him overnight…he went way too far
He got their trust and he gave them gifts…the parents went along
And then the stories were surfacing…he showed them his schlong
He showed them his schlong

And then a kid finally spilled the beans and Michael is in court
He played with me, boys had testified…we’re shocked by their report
We’re shocked by their report

But look where this trial is happening…the state of fruits and nuts
The jury pool is dumb as rocks
That is not unfair to say
Does anyone have even a little doubt…he will walk like O.J.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: childmolestor; kingofpop; michaeljackson; nonoseisgoodnose; spacealien; thriller

1 posted on 06/13/2005 7:17:49 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

"schlong" LOL that word always cracks me up.


2 posted on 06/13/2005 7:20:28 AM PDT by tuffydoodle
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To: tuffydoodle

I hear it on the radio and hoped the Admin Moderator would allow it.


3 posted on 06/13/2005 7:25:55 AM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: tuffydoodle

From the German "schlange" for "snake."


4 posted on 06/13/2005 7:27:30 AM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: doug from upland

"From the German "schlange" for "snake."


LOL!! That makes it even funnier.


5 posted on 06/13/2005 7:28:50 AM PDT by tuffydoodle
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To: doug from upland
Great rhythm in words .
6 posted on 06/13/2005 7:30:34 AM PDT by lionheart 247365 (( I.S.L.A.M. ; ) Islam's Spiritual Leaders Advocate Murder .. .. .. ))
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To: tuffydoodle
"schlong" LOL that word always cracks me up.

Makes you wonder if there is a 'schort'?

That's the 'schlong' and the 'schort' of it.

7 posted on 06/13/2005 7:30:47 AM PDT by TC Rider (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: doug from upland
You still haven't sent me my CD! What's up with that?
8 posted on 06/13/2005 7:31:48 AM PDT by philman_36 ("It’s a legal document, and legal documents do not change." Scalia)
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To: doug from upland

I seriously doubt after all the surgeries , if he has a schlong .. ... ..

And where is Latoya while all this is going on ???
I thought she might be a prostitution witness ...


9 posted on 06/13/2005 7:38:12 AM PDT by lionheart 247365 (( I.S.L.A.M. ; ) Islam's Spiritual Leaders Advocate Murder .. .. .. ))
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To: philman_36

Check your FReepmail.


10 posted on 06/13/2005 7:38:52 AM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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