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DFU SONG: Secret Agent Man (yes, someone had to do it -- Secret Agent Plame)
DFU SONGS | 7-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 07/15/2005 12:48:23 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - SECRET AGENT MAN

One day she is worrying her mother
Then she will appear on a book cover
Her neighbors all had known
By Rove it had not been blown
She will spill the beans to any lover

Secret Agent Plame...Secret Agent Plame
The guy who delivered pizza...even he had known her game

DemocRATS have lots of fun by screaming
If they think they'll get him, they are dreaming
Her neighbors all had known
By Rove it had not been blown
That will not prevent them from their scheming

Secret Agent Plame...Secret Agent Plame
The guy who delivered pizza...even he had known her game

(musical break)

Secret Agent Plame...Secret Agent Plame
The guy who delivered pizza...even he had known her game

Chuckie Schumer really plays the fool
All the time he thinks he's being cool
Her neighbors all had known
By Rove it had not been blown
Oh my goodness, look at Chuckie drool

Secret Agent Plame...Secret Agent Plame
The guy who delivered pizza...even he had known her game

Secret Agent Plame


TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: cia; everyoneknew; noroveonarail; plame; secret; shhhhdonottell; talkswhilepetting; wilson

1 posted on 07/15/2005 12:48:28 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

Lol


2 posted on 07/15/2005 12:53:06 PM PDT by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: doug from upland

ROTFL!


3 posted on 07/15/2005 12:54:24 PM PDT by lilylangtree
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To: doug from upland

This tune has been running in my brain most of this week.


4 posted on 07/15/2005 12:55:06 PM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (Scratch a Liberal. Uncover a Fascist)
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To: doug from upland
LOL! Great song, as usual. James Taranto finds a great item from the Washington Times(published in OpinionJournal.com Best of the Web Today) Money quote-

Meanwhile, the Washington Times quotes an erstwhile colleague of Plame's who casts further doubt on the Democratic narrative:

A former CIA covert agent who supervised Mrs. Plame early in her career yesterday took issue with her identification as an "undercover agent," saying that she worked for more than five years at the agency's headquarters in Langley and that most of her neighbors and friends knew that she was a CIA employee.

"She made no bones about the fact that she was an agency employee and her husband was a diplomat," Fred Rustmann, a covert agent from 1966 to 1990, told The Washington Times.

"Her neighbors knew this, her friends knew this, his friends knew this. A lot of blame could be put on to central cover staff and the agency because they weren't minding the store here. . . . The agency never changed her cover status."

Mr. Rustmann, who spent 20 of his 24 years in the agency under "nonofficial cover"--also known as a NOC, the same status as the wife of Mr. Wilson--also said that she worked under extremely light cover.

In addition, Mrs. Plame hadn't been out as an NOC since 1997, when she returned from her last assignment, married Mr. Wilson and had twins, USA Today reported yesterday.

In an interview with CNN yesterday, Wilson acknowledged, "My wife was not a clandestine officer the day that Bob Novak blew her identity," though he refused to say anything about her career before that day. As we noted yesterday, though, the source for that USA Today report was none other than Wilson himself, in his book, which apparently no one bothered to read until now.


5 posted on 07/15/2005 12:55:51 PM PDT by saveliberty (Liberal= in need of therapy, but would rather ruin lives of those less fortunate to feel good)
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To: saveliberty

Thanks for posting it. I was going to look for that story.


6 posted on 07/15/2005 12:57:55 PM PDT by doug from upland (The Hillary documentary is coming)
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To: doug from upland

:) You're welcome!


7 posted on 07/15/2005 1:01:49 PM PDT by saveliberty (Liberal= in need of therapy, but would rather ruin lives of those less fortunate to feel good)
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To: All
ROVE GOT THE INFO FROM THE MEDIA
8 posted on 07/15/2005 1:11:08 PM PDT by doug from upland (The Hillary documentary is coming)
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To: doug from upland
Another Verse:

Secret Agent Plame.

There's a Plame who's a CIA arranger.
To everyone she meets she plays the stranger.
With every move she makes,
Her husband plays the snake.
Odds are he won't be believed tomorrow.

Secret Agent Plame.
Secret Agent Plame.
They've given out your name.
And exposed your silly game.


9 posted on 07/15/2005 1:22:48 PM PDT by One_who_hopes_to_know
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To: doug from upland

I have just returned from my one hour walk here in Las Vegas (only 104 at 1:00pm).

During my walk, I listen to an "oldies" station. The last tune I heard was "Secret Agent Man" and I wondered why no one has yet made a parody of it.

And now you have. Good lyrics, Doug!


10 posted on 07/15/2005 1:23:39 PM PDT by Seeking the truth (0cents.com - Pajama Patrol Badges are here!)
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To: Seeking the truth

120 in Palm Springs yesterday. I guess that makes Vegas not so bad.


11 posted on 07/15/2005 1:27:54 PM PDT by doug from upland (The Hillary documentary is coming)
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To: doug from upland

We did hit 115 yesterday...will be 113 today at 5:00, which is the hottest time of day here.


12 posted on 07/15/2005 1:41:48 PM PDT by Seeking the truth (0cents.com - Pajama Patrol Badges are here!)
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To: Seeking the truth

I was there at the beginning of April. It was a little nicer than now.


13 posted on 07/15/2005 1:43:20 PM PDT by doug from upland (The Hillary documentary is coming)
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To: doug from upland

Was her undercover name Galore? No, that is her husband he's the Pu$$sy.


14 posted on 07/15/2005 2:12:16 PM PDT by JustAnotherOkie
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To: golfboy

--- golfboy - posting your find here --- (Clown) Wilson clarifies comment about wife's C-I-A role
AP ^


Posted on 07/15/2005 1:53:20 PM PDT by golfboy


WASHINGTON The husband of the C-I-A agent whose cover was blown is clearing up some confusion over a comment he made to C-N-N.

Joseph Wilson said yesterday that his wife, Valerie Plame, "was not a clandestine officer the day Bob Novak blew her identity."

Today, he says he was only pointing out that once her identity was blown, his wife lost her ability to be a covert agent. He says he wasn't suggesting that she had stopped working undercover for the C-I-A beforehand.

Wilson is continuing his attack on White House adviser Karl Rove, for discussing his wife with columnist Novak and Time magazine reporter Matthew Cooper. The discussion came just days after Wilson had written in The New York Times that some of the administration's intelligence on Iraq's nuclear weapons was twisted to exaggerate the threat.


15 posted on 07/15/2005 2:18:35 PM PDT by doug from upland (The Hillary documentary is coming)
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Here she is hiding in a restaurant. She had no idea a photographer was there.


16 posted on 07/15/2005 3:14:40 PM PDT by doug from upland (The Hillary documentary is coming)
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To: doug from upland

EXCELLENT!


17 posted on 07/16/2005 5:32:05 AM PDT by buffyt (Rove didn't break the law!!!!)
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To: doug from upland

YIKES I am on Texas Gulf Coast and it is 72 here this morning and cloudy and humid. I guess I can't complain, but some times I still do....


18 posted on 07/16/2005 5:33:28 AM PDT by buffyt (Rove didn't break the law!!!!)
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To: doug from upland

Ahhh! It just hit me this morning when I used the words "Secrect Agent Plame". I just knew someone had to make a song of it. But, I went ahead and wrote mine, and then checked, and lo and behold, someone had done it already days ago. But, here's my version anyway...

Here's a gal who lives a life of danger
She wouldn't know the truth 'cos it's a stranger
"I'm covert" she will say
"Inside the CIA"
But odds are we won't give a leak tomorrow.

Secret Agent Plame
Secret Agent Plame
They've given you a desk job
And given us your name.

Washington D.C. parties with your lover.
That's why George Tenent took away your cover.
"Is it Bill or is it Joe?"
"There's so many, I don't know"
But odds are we won't give a leak tomorrow.

Secret Agent Plame
Secret Agent Plame
They've given you a desk job
And given us your name.

"Send my hubby 'cos I know he's a tiger.
"At losing all the yellowcake that's in Niger"
"No weapons in Iraq"
They told us from their sack.
But odds are we won't give a leak tomorrow.

Secret Agent Plame
Secret Agent Plame
They've given you a desk job
And given us your name.

"Outed by Bob Novak in the morning"
"Cover blown by Karl Rove without warning"
"We'll never be the same"
Said Wilson and Ms. Plame
But odds we won't give a leak tomorrow

Secret Agent Plame
Secret Agent Plame
They've given you a desk job
And given us your name.


19 posted on 07/21/2005 9:50:32 AM PDT by LRS
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