Just yesterday I read an article here on FR bemoaning the dwindling of the glaciers in Austria. It was so bad in 2003 that the ice melted and revealed a forest of tree stumps.
Now, we all know that the glaciers had been there forever and it's only man that has caused the glaciers to melt.
Knowing that, it's obvious that these tree stumps under the glaciers must undoubtedly be a new unknown species of trees that grow under glaciers. If these trees weren't already just stumps, we'd probably be killing them by exposing them to sunshine and warmth.
/Sarcasm
Well, that tears it. GLACIERS KILLED THE RAIN FOREST!
They'll have to go.