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1 posted on 01/09/2006 2:16:58 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

2006 Darwin Nominee.


2 posted on 01/09/2006 2:18:29 PM PST by Patrick1
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Tossed?


3 posted on 01/09/2006 2:18:31 PM PST by TommyDale
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Darwin Nominee for 2006!


4 posted on 01/09/2006 2:18:37 PM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

I hate to sound heartless and callous, but this certainly sounds like this woman is from the very shallow end of the gene pool.


6 posted on 01/09/2006 2:19:35 PM PST by Bon mots
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

spidergirl...ill miss you


7 posted on 01/09/2006 2:19:57 PM PST by wallcrawlr (Pray for the troops [all the troops here and abroad]: Success....and nothing less!!)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Dancer??? Maybe her impression of the "Dying Swan".


8 posted on 01/09/2006 2:20:10 PM PST by U S Army EOD (LINCOLN COUNTY RED DEVILS STATE CHAMPIONS)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Yo man, dang ole exotic dancer man, dang ole wooh hoohh man, talkin bout dang ole, booww chicka chicka boooww boooww, dang ole here's a dollar man.


9 posted on 01/09/2006 2:20:33 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I know HTML. Just too darn lazy to type it.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Uh, she never heard of a locksmith? Or perhaps the condo association had a key for maintenance purposes?
Geez louise she thot she was spider woman?


10 posted on 01/09/2006 2:20:57 PM PST by lexington minuteman 1775
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Nah, that ain't Heather. Heather's taller than that.

>>SLAP<<


sorry.


11 posted on 01/09/2006 2:21:41 PM PST by Bon mots
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Plummeting can be hazardous.


12 posted on 01/09/2006 2:22:55 PM PST by flying Elvis
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
...liquor may have played a role in the accident...

Hmm...ya reckon?

16 posted on 01/09/2006 2:25:03 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

suicide


18 posted on 01/09/2006 2:25:17 PM PST by BadAndy (The DemocRATs are the enemy's most effective weapon.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
----SPLAT----

19 posted on 01/09/2006 2:25:57 PM PST by 76834 (There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Ah, yes. Finding humor in others' tragedies. FR at its worst.

Dan
/c8


20 posted on 01/09/2006 2:26:12 PM PST by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
. . . liquor may have played a role.

Ya think?

23 posted on 01/09/2006 2:27:37 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Not a supporting role.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
She didn't notice the disclaimer printed on the label her "Spiderbabe" outfit that says, "Costume does not enable wearer to scale vertical surfaces."
26 posted on 01/09/2006 2:35:52 PM PST by oyez (Appeasement is death!)
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27 posted on 01/09/2006 2:38:36 PM PST by Luke Skyfreeper
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

she should have tried her air bags....


28 posted on 01/09/2006 2:39:23 PM PST by 1stFreedom (zx1)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Police did not release her name but those who recognized her said she was an exotic dancer at Cheetah's in Hallandale Beach.

Not among the sharpest tools in the drawer...

30 posted on 01/09/2006 2:40:28 PM PST by Publius6961 (The IQ of California voters is about 420........... .............cumulatively)
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To: Blue Jays
Hi All-

The best part of the story is that this dingbat lived on the fourth floor yet she somehow managed to fall from the roof before attempting to scale down the building to her residence.

I'm just glad she didn't kill a truly innocent person on the ground.

~ Blue Jays ~

33 posted on 01/09/2006 2:44:09 PM PST by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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