Gore Not Planning to Run for President

AP ^ | 3/20/6

[Conservative Texan Mom]

gosh darnit!

[maine-iac7]

I'm just saying that to be honest

the word "honest" and Bore do not belong in the same Universe, let alone story

[RichInOC]

What...he's planning another coup attempt?

[TheClintons-STILLAnti-American]

"But I'm not saying that to be coy; I'm just saying that to be honest —"

So Fat Albert is enjoying trying out new things--like being honest.

I doubt he'll stick with it, though. It probably won't feel very comfortable to him.

[goldstategop]

He's waiting to see how things play out.... Gore's never saying never.

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

[sam_paine]

Gore Not Planning to Run for President

And in other news, the Generalissimo Fella is STILL DEAD.

[DustyMoment]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiii - gggggggghhhhhhhttttttt!! And, the sun's not planning to rise in the east tomorrow morning.

[CyberAnt]

Hmmmmm ..?? Maybe Hillary pulled out the FBI files and Gore had a change of plans ..??

Besides .. her greedy money people have tied up most of the money for a presidential run by anybody but her.

[Cobra64]

He is looking more and more like The Swimmer.

[DustyMoment]

Note: I never flunked out of school

, Clearly, you weren't trying!! :-)

[Mo1]

"I'm not planning to be a candidate again. I haven't reached a stage in my life where I'm willing to say I will never consider something like this. But I'm not saying that to be coy; I'm just saying that to be honest — that I haven't reached that point."

Sounds like he has a hard time committing to anything

[soycd]

"I'm enjoying what I'm doing," Gore told an audience at Middle Tennessee State University, where he gave a lecture on global warming. He's *enjoying* undermining America's war on terrorists and other treasonous activities? What a wasted and hateful piece of trash he is. If the rats were somehow successful in their attempts to steal election 2000 I suspect there would be internal strife in America to prevent our country from falling into leftist insurgent hands. His kind of thuggery is not ever to be allowed to fester in our great country.

[altura]

Why'd you have to spoil everything???

[melt]

"I'm not planning to be a candidate again."

The author left out the comma between "candidate" and "again". In its corrected form, it should read: "I'm not planning to be a candidate, again."

So, this means that Al is running again as a nothing candidate. Great news!

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

It's always fascinating to witness the initial offering of Presidential candidates from each side (usually a stable of 6-10). The Republicans for the most part come across as rational and competent people. Half of the Democrat candidates usually come across as infantile and maladjusted lunatics, while the other half come across as phony liars and/or dangerously sociopathic or psychotic maniacs.

[mhx]

Gore, a Democrat, in 2000 lost to President Bush

Don't they mean "allegedly" lost?

[ChildOfThe60s]

Note: I never flunked out of school

, Clearly, you weren't trying!! :-)

Hmm, well, not with that goal in mind. Although it did take me 3 years to bring my GPA to a good level after my freshman year. But, even with the loss of those brain cells, I'm ahead of Albert. Being grounded in reality is also a big advantage.

[toldyou]

Ain't that the truth!

[spokeshave]

He may not be "running" but will most certainly travel on a wooden bicycle

[Fintan]

"Put the Cheetos down, Tipper and fire up the Goremobile...We're headin' back to Tennessee...".