Bang bang Rosie?
A do-it-yourselfer named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina in South Carolina
And part of her anus in Dallas!
"Rosie, Don't Bang Onna The Piano!"?
The cylinder was about 10 inches long and 4 inches wide.
Oh, Lidia! Talk about "loose lips sinking tattooed battleships around her hips..."
Officials didn't say what prompted them to check Lidia Alvarado
The way she was walking shuffling, combined with the pained rictus on her face??