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Prison Visitor Allegedly Uses Vagina To Smuggle Live Grenade
AP ^
| April 20, 2006
| The Associated Press
Posted on 04/20/2006 7:37:40 PM PDT by Westlander
SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador -- A Salvadoran woman is in some trouble after she allegedly tried to smuggle into the country's main prison a military grenade and marijuana hidden in her vagina.
The cylinder was about 10 inches long and 4 inches wide. Officials didn't say what prompted them to check Lidia Alvarado, 44, but authorities have raised the security level at jails across the country, fearing inmates may be planning something.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bomb; cunningstunt; galore; grenade; hatewhenthathappens; manholecover; smuggle; vagina; ved
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To: Othniel
"There once was a woman named Alice
Who used dynamite as a phallus.
They found her vagina in South Carolina,
And both of her cheeks down in Dallas."EXCELLENT!
101
posted on
04/20/2006 10:07:36 PM PDT
by
albee
(The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
To: The Mighty Kong
No, only about 12. But a good 120 cubic inches!
102
posted on
04/20/2006 10:57:16 PM PDT
by
dangus
To: Dilbert San Diego
Stories like this? Uh, yeah... what sort of enlightened philosophical commentary goes with a story like this?
103
posted on
04/20/2006 10:59:01 PM PDT
by
dangus
To: RichInOC
Paging William Hung... Paging William Hung... Time for you to sing "She-Bang."
104
posted on
04/20/2006 11:01:01 PM PDT
by
dangus
To: The Mighty Kong
To: El Gato
>> Not really. A baby's head is about that 4" in diameter. <<
Uh, yeah... And most women don't exactly enjoy that experience! (I know, most of the pain is to the cervix, but still...)
106
posted on
04/20/2006 11:04:39 PM PDT
by
dangus
To: Theresawithanh
One of my favorite things about FR is the wit of the posters we have here. My postings are seriously lame compared to other people's here.
107
posted on
04/20/2006 11:07:49 PM PDT
by
MoochPooch
(I'm a compassionate cynic.)
To: Westlander
Officials didn't say what prompted them to check Lidia Alvarado, 44, ...One can only imagine.
108
posted on
04/20/2006 11:10:37 PM PDT
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: Right Wing Professor
Bang bang Rosie? "Rosie, Don't Bang Onna The Piano!"?
The cylinder was about 10 inches long and 4 inches wide.
Oh, Lidia! Talk about "loose lips sinking tattooed battleships around her hips..."
Officials didn't say what prompted them to check Lidia Alvarado
The way she was walking shuffling, combined with the pained rictus on her face??
109
posted on
04/20/2006 11:12:16 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
To: Westlander
Lidia Alvarado, 44 It was safe to assume from the headline that she wasn't a twenty-year-old.
To: Westlander
There once was a gal from Nantucket....
To: Dilbert San Diego
Do people here mainly respond to stories with wisecracks?Only stories like this that deserve it.
112
posted on
04/20/2006 11:14:12 PM PDT
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: Westlander
Cripes...did they find the tank too?
To: lightman; SlowBoat407
The now-famous thrill seeker Lydia,
Shocked FReepers worldwide, Ill not kid Ya.
The a frag nade and pot,
Were held in her tw*t,
By Kegels and real bad Chlamydia.
114
posted on
04/20/2006 11:15:17 PM PDT
by
Triggerhippie
(Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.)
To: SlowBoat407
AHHHHHHHHHHHH ahahahah too funny
To: martin_fierro
To: listenhillary
There is more than one way to kill a beaver I always say .
To: El Gato
Yeah, but no woman with a baby's head in that position is walking, she's usually screaming. Just cause it technically can fit is irrelevant.
118
posted on
04/20/2006 11:19:34 PM PDT
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: All
Told story to wife. Her comment:"Bet she only dates porn stars now, and even then ask, 'Is that all you got'?"
119
posted on
04/20/2006 11:20:53 PM PDT
by
Robwin
To: MoochPooch
I get a good one in every so often, but it's rare!
120
posted on
04/20/2006 11:30:20 PM PDT
by
Theresawithanh
(Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around...)
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