Prison Visitor Allegedly Uses Vagina To Smuggle Live Grenade

AP ^ | April 20, 2006 | The Associated Press

[Westlander]

SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador -- A Salvadoran woman is in some trouble after she allegedly tried to smuggle into the country's main prison a military grenade and marijuana hidden in her vagina.

The cylinder was about 10 inches long and 4 inches wide. Officials didn't say what prompted them to check Lidia Alvarado, 44, but authorities have raised the security level at jails across the country, fearing inmates may be planning something.

[GoldCountryRedneck]

Well, yeah, that's one way to get that blasted orgasm ....

[Gator113]

You people flat crack me up. What a wonderful break from the Bush bashing threads!!

I do not remember when I laughed so hard.

The Old Professors' debate had me on the floor.

Thank you all for the wit and intelligence.......I found it very refreshing.

[Bobalu]

"Hey! what up?...this joint smells kinda tangy"

[Slings and Arrows]

If it had been Paris Hilton, she could have smuggled in an artillery shell.

[united1000]

Maybe it was that silly grin on her face.

 

I'd be more inclined to think it was the tears running down her face, the fact that she walked funny and refused to sit down.  Ouch !

[Last Dakotan]

This thread will be a FR classic.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Thing about it is though El, the lady would have spent sometime a while in labor as her vagina dilated in preperation for the passage of the baby's head; where as this lady apparently just inserted a cold metal grenade and some MJ as she prepared to leave for a visit at the prison.

I suppose the jury is still out deciding whether this old man learned something new today.

[Bobalu]

"Officials didn't say what prompted them to check Lidia Alvarado"

[DCPatriot]

"Officials didn't say what prompted them to check Lidia Alvarado, 44, but..."

...perhaps it was the way she was walking?

Then there was that smile.....

[Billthedrill]

I believe we possess artillery pieces with less capacity.

[Howlin]

LOL!

[T-Bird45]

good god, Gert, what a gash...

[SlowBoat407]

A guard said to visitor Lidia
"I have to inspect every bit o' ya
For drugs and grenades
See, all of you maids
Can hide many goodies insid o' ya."

[lightman]

A guard said to visitor Lidia
"I have to inspect every bit o' ya
For drugs and grenades
See, all of you maids
Can hide many goodies insid o' ya."

The strip search of this naughty maid
Quenched any thoughts of getting laid
The guard's face turned glum
When his speculum
Encountered a primed live grenade.

[Slings and Arrows]

P.S. Thanks for the ping!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

To loosely quote Fred G. Sanford Esq. "don't mess with that kind of woman Lamont".

[RandallFlagg]

Something similar happened when Cartman was sent to juvenile hall.

Quite of a bit of smuggling in that ep.

[Figment]

"The cylinder was about 10 inches long and 4 inches wide"

Good God, how does this woman keep her guts from falling out?

[Hop A Long Cassidy]

Also in the interesting prison-search department... there was a program on PBS last night on gangs in Columbia (they called them para-militaries, but they looked more like local gangs than defensive organizations).

In that program, they said the women were searched at the jails before going in to see their boyfriends or husbands -- and that included the big 40 cubic inch vaginal search. Apparently that was a common way to bring in weapons.

It would be really something if they were building a car inside the prison. The program ended on a sad note as the (alleged) heroes got shot by the corrupt government police and then later their underlingings went over to the rival gang which made peace with the government.

But don't worry, all of this will be in the US soon.

[Theresawithanh]

I know! I always make a point of reading such threads, and usually laugh til the tears are running down my face. One of my favorite things about FR is the wit of the posters we have here.