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Prison Visitor Allegedly Uses Vagina To Smuggle Live Grenade
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| April 20, 2006
| The Associated Press
Posted on 04/20/2006 7:37:40 PM PDT by Westlander
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To: F.J. Mitchell
Sing along:
Nothing could be finer than grenades in my....
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posted on
04/20/2006 8:23:32 PM PDT
by
NonLinear
(He's dead, Jim)
To: Westlander
Finally - a woman who would fit!
To: Westlander
The kind of high that just blows you away, dude. Awesome.
63
posted on
04/20/2006 8:25:07 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
To: NonLinear
wrong again! Yea, I realized that right after I posted, I was (not) thinking 4" radius, meaning my cross sectional area and volume were 4X too big. And my side area was 2x too big.
I do know how to calculate volumes, but at 10:20 when I've been up and going since about 7, and I'm one time zone off what I'm used to, and coming off my 3rd day of mind and butt numbing meetings, I tend to make mistakes like that.
I thought the numbers seemed kind of large. Of course a 4" radius or 8" diameter would have been pretty big too, but 4" diameter is smaller than a baby's head, which the vagina, unlike the cervix, has no trouble at all with, generally speaking. (the Cervix is considered full dilated at 10 cm which is just under 4".
64
posted on
04/20/2006 8:26:08 PM PDT
by
El Gato
To: Westlander
When Vaginas are outlawed, only outlaws will have vaginas.
65
posted on
04/20/2006 8:27:36 PM PDT
by
usmcobra
(Those that are incited to violence by the sight of OUR flag are the enemies of this nation.)
To: NonLinear
That will probably be the theme song when the movie is made of this incidence. And a movie will be made.
66
posted on
04/20/2006 8:28:02 PM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(The tree never falls far from the apple.)
To: El Gato
When she makes it up to a six-pack, we'll all be impressed.
67
posted on
04/20/2006 8:31:11 PM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
To: El Gato
68
posted on
04/20/2006 8:32:00 PM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
To: Westlander
To: Westlander
Has the makings for a future episode of "South Park"
70
posted on
04/20/2006 8:35:37 PM PDT
by
isrul
To: Right Wing Professor
Brings to mind an old limerick.
A do-it-yourselfer named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina in South Carolina
And part of her anus in Dallas!
71
posted on
04/20/2006 8:38:07 PM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(I can't complain...but sometimes I still do.)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
"The cylinder was about 10 inches long and 4 inches wide."
That aint nothin'...I've heard tell of a woman who can bury a 10" bone without getting dirt on her nose.
72
posted on
04/20/2006 8:38:54 PM PDT
by
JakeSladder
(i used to be an angry young man, now, i'm just angry.)
To: F.J. Mitchell
That has to be the mother of all vaginas. Not really. A baby's head is about that 4" in diameter. 10" does seem a mite long, but it's probably not.... Actually I looked it up, it is long, but the vagina is very accommodating, "at rest it's only about 3-4" deep, but it can easily double that, and even triple it. Learn something new every day. Even if you are, like me, and old married man.
73
posted on
04/20/2006 8:39:46 PM PDT
by
El Gato
To: Cold Heat
Weed n' a grenade! Yeeehaw now that there is the makins' for one HELL of a conjugal visit! Yeeesh..
To: Westlander
You guys and gals are just AMAZING! Been a LOOOOOOOOOOONG time since I laughed this hard.
75
posted on
04/20/2006 8:45:24 PM PDT
by
America's Resolve
(Illegal Amnesty in 86 and 06, so expect more in 2026, 2046, 2066 and 2086. Doom for America!)
To: Othniel
There once was a woman named Alice
Who used dynamite as a phallus.
They found her vagina in South Carolina,
And both of her cheeks down in Dallas. But none beats the Salvador ho
Who packed a grenade for dildo
As tension wore thin her hips shook loose the pin
The climax then ended the show.
76
posted on
04/20/2006 8:47:42 PM PDT
by
lightman
(The Office of the Keys should be exercised as some ministry needs to be exorcised.)
To: Westlander
I wonder how much marijuana she was carrying. That's going to throw off all the calculations.
Enough for a few joints isn't going to be very much but if its an ounce or more thats going to add significantly to the numbers.
77
posted on
04/20/2006 8:47:45 PM PDT
by
America's Resolve
(Illegal Amnesty in 86 and 06, so expect more in 2026, 2046, 2066 and 2086. Doom for America!)
To: Westlander
Would love to hear what the 'Fruitcake Lady' on Jay Leno would have to say about this.
78
posted on
04/20/2006 8:50:17 PM PDT
by
AmeriBrit
(ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION IS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION, IT INCLUDES TERRORIST SLEEPER CELLS!!)
To: Westlander
Aluminum tube for uranium enrichment? No wonder Joe Wilson couldn't find it.
79
posted on
04/20/2006 8:50:29 PM PDT
by
Ron in Acreage
(Liberal Democrats-Party before country, surrender before victory, generous with other peoples money.)
To: America's Resolve
You guys and gals are just AMAZING! Been a LOOOOOOOOOOONG time since I laughed this hard.Agreed. This is funnier than anything I've seen in a mighty long time.
80
posted on
04/20/2006 8:52:53 PM PDT
by
Wycowboy
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