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Prison Visitor Allegedly Uses Vagina To Smuggle Live Grenade
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| April 20, 2006
| The Associated Press
Posted on 04/20/2006 7:37:40 PM PDT by Westlander
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To: cabojoe
One gallon equals 231 cubic inches, the object displaces .545 or 126 cubic inches, so yes - just about two quarts by volume.
The human body is amazingly accomodating.
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posted on
04/20/2006 8:09:54 PM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
To: martin_fierro
There once was a woman named Alice
Who used dynamite as a phallus.
They found her vagina in South Carolina,
And both of her cheeks down in Dallas.
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posted on
04/20/2006 8:10:08 PM PDT
by
Othniel
(Allah: The Goat-Dung idol of millions......)
To: The Mighty Kong
try again.
more like 12.5 sq in
or 125 cubic inches
43
posted on
04/20/2006 8:10:13 PM PDT
by
NonLinear
(He's dead, Jim)
To: Dilbert San Diego
Depends on the size of the crack.
44
posted on
04/20/2006 8:10:33 PM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
To: Dilbert San Diego
"Do people here mainly respond to stories with wisecracks?"Wisecracks?
Ohhhhh, nooooooooo. This issue of the hung grenade and wacky tobacky is too hugh and series to wisecrack over.
45
posted on
04/20/2006 8:10:59 PM PDT
by
Thumper1960
(The enemy within: Demoncrats and DSA.ORG Sedition is a Liberal "family value".)
To: Old Professer
Depends on the size of the crack.I thought it was weed, not crack.
46
posted on
04/20/2006 8:11:05 PM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
To: Thumper1960
This issue of the hung grenade and wacky tobacky is too hugh and series to wisecrack over.I'm stuned, STUNED!
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posted on
04/20/2006 8:11:53 PM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
To: Westlander
Hmmmmm.
Wham, bam, thank you ma'am...?
To: Westlander
"She love you good...boom-boom long time!"
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posted on
04/20/2006 8:14:23 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
("I don't want relationship, I just want BANG BANG BANG!")
To: Dilbert San Diego; Darksheare
Do people here mainly respond to stories with wisecracks?
Ummm, how much deep analysis do you think is actually appropriate for this story?
Which deeper ramifications did we miss? (Oh, bad choice)
What penetrating analysis do you suggest? (Darn, did it again)
Do you want to probe deeper into the circumstances? (Oh, heck, I give up!)
50
posted on
04/20/2006 8:14:25 PM PDT
by
NonLinear
(He's dead, Jim)
To: The Mighty Kong
That's 40 square inches of vagina, there if my ciphering is correct! It said it was a cylinder, 10" long and 4" in diameter. A 4" diameter cylinder has a cross sectional area of Pi * 4^2 or 50.265 square inches. The surface area of 10 sides of the cylinder is 2*Pi*4" X 10" or 251.33 square inches (almost 2 square feet). Adding in the area of the ends, you get a total area of 351 square inches. (And a volume of 502.65 cubic inches, (about .3 of a cubic foot).
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posted on
04/20/2006 8:16:33 PM PDT
by
El Gato
To: El Gato
wrong again!
(pi R^2) or (pi D^2)/4
~12.5 sq inches
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posted on
04/20/2006 8:18:36 PM PDT
by
NonLinear
(He's dead, Jim)
To: Dilbert San Diego
It's the only way we stay sane.
There are some good cracks on this thread about a voluminous crack.
53
posted on
04/20/2006 8:18:53 PM PDT
by
listenhillary
(The original Contract with America - The U.S. Constitution)
To: SlowBoat407
54
posted on
04/20/2006 8:18:56 PM PDT
by
Roccus
To: Westlander
Officials didn't say what prompted them to check Lidia Alvarado She was probably walking like she had just drank a quart of vodka or was doing the potty-dance worse than a 4-year-old on a long road trip.
To: Othniel
Did I hear there was a crack down on grenades and grass?
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posted on
04/20/2006 8:19:57 PM PDT
by
NonLinear
(He's dead, Jim)
To: Westlander
That has to be the mother of all vaginas.
57
posted on
04/20/2006 8:20:23 PM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(The tree never falls far from the apple.)
To: NonLinear
Did I hear there was a crack down on grenades and grass? You have it backwards, it's about grenades and grass DOWN a crack.
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posted on
04/20/2006 8:22:05 PM PDT
by
listenhillary
(The original Contract with America - The U.S. Constitution)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Mind boggleing! What do you mean? That's average....isn't it?
59
posted on
04/20/2006 8:22:06 PM PDT
by
ElkGroveDan
(California bashers will be called out)
To: Dilbert San Diego
I can't answer for others, but when I saw that headline, I said 'this is gonna be good.'
I was not disappointed.
BTW welcome to Free Republic.
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posted on
04/20/2006 8:22:49 PM PDT
by
Roccus
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