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Prison Visitor Allegedly Uses Vagina To Smuggle Live Grenade
AP ^ | April 20, 2006 | The Associated Press

Posted on 04/20/2006 7:37:40 PM PDT by Westlander

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To: cabojoe

One gallon equals 231 cubic inches, the object displaces .545 or 126 cubic inches, so yes - just about two quarts by volume.

The human body is amazingly accomodating.


41 posted on 04/20/2006 8:09:54 PM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: martin_fierro
There once was a woman named Alice

Who used dynamite as a phallus.

They found her vagina in South Carolina,

And both of her cheeks down in Dallas.

42 posted on 04/20/2006 8:10:08 PM PDT by Othniel (Allah: The Goat-Dung idol of millions......)
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To: The Mighty Kong

try again.

more like 12.5 sq in
or 125 cubic inches


43 posted on 04/20/2006 8:10:13 PM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

Depends on the size of the crack.


44 posted on 04/20/2006 8:10:33 PM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: Dilbert San Diego
"Do people here mainly respond to stories with wisecracks?"

Wisecracks?

Ohhhhh, nooooooooo. This issue of the hung grenade and wacky tobacky is too hugh and series to wisecrack over.

45 posted on 04/20/2006 8:10:59 PM PDT by Thumper1960 (The enemy within: Demoncrats and DSA.ORG Sedition is a Liberal "family value".)
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To: Old Professer
Depends on the size of the crack.

I thought it was weed, not crack.

46 posted on 04/20/2006 8:11:05 PM PDT by SlowBoat407 (The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
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To: Thumper1960
This issue of the hung grenade and wacky tobacky is too hugh and series to wisecrack over.

I'm stuned, STUNED!

47 posted on 04/20/2006 8:11:53 PM PDT by SlowBoat407 (The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
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To: Westlander
Hmmmmm.

Wham, bam, thank you ma'am...?

48 posted on 04/20/2006 8:13:22 PM PDT by Charles H. (The_r0nin) (Hwæt! Lãr biþ mæst hord, soþlïce!)
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To: Westlander

"She love you good...boom-boom long time!"


49 posted on 04/20/2006 8:14:23 PM PDT by RichInOC ("I don't want relationship, I just want BANG BANG BANG!")
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To: Dilbert San Diego; Darksheare
Do people here mainly respond to stories with wisecracks?

Ummm, how much deep analysis do you think is actually appropriate for this story?

Which deeper ramifications did we miss? (Oh, bad choice)
What penetrating analysis do you suggest? (Darn, did it again)
Do you want to probe deeper into the circumstances? (Oh, heck, I give up!)
50 posted on 04/20/2006 8:14:25 PM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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To: The Mighty Kong
That's 40 square inches of vagina, there if my ciphering is correct!

It said it was a cylinder, 10" long and 4" in diameter. A 4" diameter cylinder has a cross sectional area of Pi * 4^2 or 50.265 square inches. The surface area of 10 sides of the cylinder is 2*Pi*4" X 10" or 251.33 square inches (almost 2 square feet). Adding in the area of the ends, you get a total area of 351 square inches. (And a volume of 502.65 cubic inches, (about .3 of a cubic foot).

51 posted on 04/20/2006 8:16:33 PM PDT by El Gato
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To: El Gato

wrong again!

(pi R^2) or (pi D^2)/4

~12.5 sq inches


52 posted on 04/20/2006 8:18:36 PM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

It's the only way we stay sane.

There are some good cracks on this thread about a voluminous crack.


53 posted on 04/20/2006 8:18:53 PM PDT by listenhillary (The original Contract with America - The U.S. Constitution)
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To: SlowBoat407

ROFL!!!!


54 posted on 04/20/2006 8:18:56 PM PDT by Roccus
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To: Westlander
Officials didn't say what prompted them to check Lidia Alvarado

She was probably walking like she had just drank a quart of vodka or was doing the potty-dance worse than a 4-year-old on a long road trip.

55 posted on 04/20/2006 8:19:55 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity ("Sharpei diem - Seize the wrinkled dog.")
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To: Othniel

Did I hear there was a crack down on grenades and grass?


56 posted on 04/20/2006 8:19:57 PM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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To: Westlander

That has to be the mother of all vaginas.


57 posted on 04/20/2006 8:20:23 PM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (The tree never falls far from the apple.)
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To: NonLinear
Did I hear there was a crack down on grenades and grass?

You have it backwards, it's about grenades and grass DOWN a crack.

58 posted on 04/20/2006 8:22:05 PM PDT by listenhillary (The original Contract with America - The U.S. Constitution)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Mind boggleing!

What do you mean? That's average....isn't it?

59 posted on 04/20/2006 8:22:06 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan (California bashers will be called out)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

I can't answer for others, but when I saw that headline, I said 'this is gonna be good.'
I was not disappointed.
BTW welcome to Free Republic.


60 posted on 04/20/2006 8:22:49 PM PDT by Roccus
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