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Prison Visitor Allegedly Uses Vagina To Smuggle Live Grenade
AP ^ | April 20, 2006 | The Associated Press

Posted on 04/20/2006 7:37:40 PM PDT by Westlander

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To: pax_et_bonum

M67 Grenade

21 posted on 04/20/2006 7:51:33 PM PDT by Mr. Brightside (Watcher of the Skies)
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To: tophat9000

Pulled ?

National Security question here !


23 posted on 04/20/2006 7:52:57 PM PDT by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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To: Westlander

Warden, I'm worried about the beaver.


24 posted on 04/20/2006 7:53:22 PM PDT by SlowBoat407 (The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
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To: Mr. Brightside



Good God they make some hearty women over there. I tell you what, my man would keep his a$$ in jail.


26 posted on 04/20/2006 7:54:43 PM PDT by SouthernFreebird
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To: Mr. Brightside

All I can say is she's one heck of a woman.


27 posted on 04/20/2006 7:54:44 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum
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To: The Mighty Kong

About 125 cubic inches or 11/16 gallon by volume.


28 posted on 04/20/2006 7:57:20 PM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: muawiyah
Right~! Woman was carrying a grenade and dope in her vagina!!!! That's the kind of typical doper I have in mind on our doper threads.

So you think if dope were legal, even more women would carry it around in their vagina? Or do you suppose they'd carry it in their purse or shopping bag, like every other legal product?

Of course the grenade in another matter, but it seems to have been for the use of her boyfriend, who probably would have found some other way to get in trouble, probably a narco-rebel anyway, even absent the illegality of dope.

Personaly, I think they ought to supply inmates with all the dope (Not speed or any other stimulant) that they want, some would do nothing but stay high, and stupid, or they'd OD.

29 posted on 04/20/2006 7:57:37 PM PDT by El Gato
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To: Herodian
Isn't that normal for most guys?

So I'm told. But there never seems to be a ruler handy!!

30 posted on 04/20/2006 7:58:23 PM PDT by andyssister
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Sounds like a job for the Kegelmaster 2000.


31 posted on 04/20/2006 7:58:26 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (Every time a toilet flushes,another liberal gets his brains.)
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To: The Mighty Kong

Excuse me, 17/32 gallons.


32 posted on 04/20/2006 7:58:58 PM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: Westlander
A Salvadoran woman is in some trouble after she allegedly tried to smuggle into the country's main prison a military grenade and marijuana hidden in her vagina.

What next, a mini van and a midget driver?

"If we can find the keys we'll drive out of here!"

33 posted on 04/20/2006 7:59:07 PM PDT by BILLNHILL MAKE ME ILL (Never forget our troops or what they are doing for us...)
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To: Old Professer

2 quarts?


34 posted on 04/20/2006 8:01:31 PM PDT by cabojoe
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To: Westlander
IUD Turns Into IED On Closer Examination
35 posted on 04/20/2006 8:01:48 PM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: BILLNHILL MAKE ME ILL

Do people here mainly respond to stories with wisecracks?


36 posted on 04/20/2006 8:02:32 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Slings and Arrows

didn't see you pinged yet....here ya go


37 posted on 04/20/2006 8:06:07 PM PDT by justche ("Art, like morality, consists of drawing a line somewhere." G. K. Chesterton)
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To: Westlander
It was her rhythmic squeals, shrieks, rapid breathing and body spasms that alerted the "policia".
38 posted on 04/20/2006 8:06:43 PM PDT by Thumper1960 (The enemy within: Demoncrats and DSA.ORG Sedition is a Liberal "family value".)
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To: AmishDude
"Midge? Is that you?"

ROFL!!

39 posted on 04/20/2006 8:07:02 PM PDT by KoRn
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To: Dilbert San Diego
Do people here mainly respond to stories with wisecracks?

Only when they're wise-asses.

40 posted on 04/20/2006 8:08:02 PM PDT by SlowBoat407 (The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
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