Good Lord, I think they must have written memo's like...
In the Knowledge that God is the most merciful and all knowing,
I pray that I may given permission be to vacate this is my office so that I may, with the permission of God (PBUH), go take a leak. It's been two years now and I cannot wait any longer.
Please to reply to this memo quickly!
With divine thanks,
Ai bin Dancing
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