Posted on 05/05/2006 2:08:59 PM PDT by doug from upland
Patrick's out late at night...he was driving impaired
Everyone who was nearby was certainly scared
He had smashed up his car and although that was bad
At least there was not a dead woman like there was with dad
When he was in his teens he was hooked on cocaine
Like all Kennedys, for the law there is disdain
He had smashed up his car and although that was bad
Well, at least there was not a dead woman like there was with dad
Why is he getting a pass...one more Kennedy slides...it is such a disgrace
When he came out to the press...I know I would have died... had he worn dad's neck brace
He had lied to the police, saying he's late for voting
That is just one more crime, I think it is worth noting
He had smashed up his car and although that was bad
Well, at least there was not a dead woman like there was with dad
He smashed up his car...although that was bad
At least there was not a dad woman like there was with dad
Why is he getting a pass...one more Kennedy slides...it is such a disgrace
When he came out to the press...I know I would have died... had he worn dad's neck brace
So he's off to rehab...is this problem genetic?
As a role model, his father's really pathetic
He had smashed up his car and although that was bad
So he had a tough day, but at least he can say
There was not a dead woman like dad
He smashed up his car...although that was bad
At least there was not a dad woman like there was with dad
I want a girl
Just like the girl
Drowned by dear old dad...
Bravo! Excellent as always!
Yet. Had that street had the same lack of barriers as the Chappaquiddick bridge, who knows? Patches may have ended up mowing down somebody.
One thing I'm thankful for; GM put Olds out of its misery a few years ago.
He smashed up his car...although that was bad
At least there was not a DEAD woman like there was with dad
If any of you are going to send this to someone, please change the verse
When I saw him on the news, Patches looked different. Didn't he used to be a foot taller?
No dead woman that we know about anyway.
very nice
Fabulous! ;^D
He and his sister Kara (another waste of protoplasm from he Kennedy family) also sued his mother to try to appoint a guardian and get at her money -- on the grounds that she was an alcoholic. They succeeded in getting a guardian appointed for the old girl after she was found beaten in public with several broken bones -- (Hmmm... where was Patches?) -- the tall tale to that one is that she fell down. Due to alcoholic impairment.
I guess he would know. I hope everybody got the word, that only the Boston Herald reported, that Patches was seen boozing it up in the Hawk and Dove bar by a barmaid from there and another bartender from the bar next door. You won't hear that on CNNNBCCBSABC. Katie Couric is too busy having hot flashes over Kennedy wonderfulness.
One of the blogs noted a KOSsack had called for Patches to resign. I think that principled people wouldn't want criminals representing their party (which is why I want to see crooks like Bob Ney and Charlie Taylor go).
I mean, this is a guy who was:
1. speeding
2. down the wrong side of the road, and
3. hit a building and bounced off, and
4. kept going, even when a cop lit him up, until he
5. slammed into a (brightly reflectorized) suto barrier, then
6. emerged from the car unable to balance on two feet, and
7. reeking of alcohol
...whereupon the cops drove him home.
I'm sure that you, or me, or Doug, would all get the same treatment by the fine po-lice. Not.
And then, to add to this, here is a guy who got everything he ever got by being born into a certain family, and he rewards that by suing his mother out of her house. Literally. What a prince; no wonder the mediots love him.
Boy, am I glad he isn't one of ours.
d.o.l.
Criminal Number 18F
Fuel Type Regular
MPG (city) 17
MPG (highway) 26
MPG (combined) 20
Good points about the family of princes. The women are not so lucky.
Are you referring at the top of your post to Joan Kennedy? All I can say, my heart goes out to her and has for a long time.
Her struggle was visible on her countenance. Anyone who marries a Kennedy doesn't marry one person, but the whole family. And the line she had to toe... who would want it?
Yes, I'm sure he was referring to Joan.
My sentiments exactly!!!
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