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Barry Bonds sings "Undetectable"
Balco de Mayo | Charlie Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel

Posted on 05/08/2006 9:13:33 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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To: brewcrew

No, it was written correctly. No alterations necessary.


41 posted on 05/08/2006 10:54:28 AM PDT by Primetimedonna (Charter member of the San Francisco SnowFlakes! We love our Tony! It's SAN FRANCISCO, not Frisco.)
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To: Senator Pardek; ABG(anybody but Gore); Cyclopean Squid; PBRSTREETGANG; BIGLOOK; bondjamesbond

42 posted on 05/08/2006 10:54:38 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's Balco de Mayo!)
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To: Primetimedonna

You keep telling yourself that. As long as you're happy.


43 posted on 05/08/2006 10:55:20 AM PDT by brewcrew
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To: Mat_Helm
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Fact is Barry got larger over years as most players do...

Everybody gains three hat sizes in their thirties, right? It happens all the time.

No, Bonds did not inject steroids or growth hormones.

Someone injected them for him?

44 posted on 05/08/2006 10:55:55 AM PDT by Petronski (I just love that woman.)
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To: dhs12345

using the dreaded 'foreign object' would be the thing the ump never sees because he's being distracted by the manager.


45 posted on 05/08/2006 10:56:32 AM PDT by Rakkasan1 (lead ,follow or get out of the majority.start with our borders.)
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To: Petronski

There have been other "astericks" in the baseball records, which were later stricken, and other that were later added...not sure I would assume anything was "forever" whether I thought it should be or not.


46 posted on 05/08/2006 10:57:17 AM PDT by Primetimedonna (Charter member of the San Francisco SnowFlakes! We love our Tony! It's SAN FRANCISCO, not Frisco.)
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To: kinoxi
undetectable.. in every way... :)

Is that in reference to the incredible shrinking testicles side effect of steroid abuse?

47 posted on 05/08/2006 10:58:28 AM PDT by NonValueAdded ("Too soon to remember??? How about TOO SOON TO FORGET!" from Mr. Silverback)
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To: brewcrew

Why thank you for your permission, but it isn't necessary. I'm quite happy.


48 posted on 05/08/2006 10:58:47 AM PDT by Primetimedonna (Charter member of the San Francisco SnowFlakes! We love our Tony! It's SAN FRANCISCO, not Frisco.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Look at the skinny kid when he was starting out!


49 posted on 05/08/2006 10:59:29 AM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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To: Trust but Verify; BallandPowder; ryan71; Petronski; Trailerpark Badass; TXBSAFH

50 posted on 05/08/2006 10:59:30 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's Balco de Mayo!)
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To: NonValueAdded

no, i hadn't thought about it in quite that way. quite a disgusting visual you just gave me though .. :)


51 posted on 05/08/2006 11:00:06 AM PDT by kinoxi
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To: Primetimedonna

Printed asterisk or not, his reputation will always be the fool who cheated his own fans and his own sport . . . and himself.


52 posted on 05/08/2006 11:02:39 AM PDT by Petronski (I just love that woman.)
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To: Primetimedonna
Then carry on in that world out there on the left coast, secure in the knowledge that Bud Selig doesn't have the cajones to do anything about it anyhow.

Barry Bonds is a stain on the game. Period. His name can go in the record books, but the lore that surrounds the telling of his story from one generation to the next will be much bigger than any records he holds. He is a piece of human garbage. No, I take that back - he is not fit as a man to mingle with my trash. I'm glad you love him - somebody has to.

53 posted on 05/08/2006 11:03:23 AM PDT by brewcrew
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54 posted on 05/08/2006 11:03:38 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's Balco de Mayo!)
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55 posted on 05/08/2006 11:05:00 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's Balco de Mayo!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

That's GREAT!

lol


56 posted on 05/08/2006 11:05:01 AM PDT by Petronski (I just love that woman.)
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To: E Rocc

57 posted on 05/08/2006 11:06:08 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's Balco de Mayo!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro
FOR SALE: LIFESIZE BOBBLEHEAD, SEE LEFT FIELD

Classic!

58 posted on 05/08/2006 11:06:36 AM PDT by Petronski (I just love that woman.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Priceless!


59 posted on 05/08/2006 11:08:58 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: thinkthenpost
Barry Bonds balky knee

Barry Bonds BALCO knee

There, fixed it.

60 posted on 05/08/2006 11:09:21 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's Balco de Mayo!)
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