DFU SONG: Cold as Ice (yes, Democrat William Jefferson's hundreds are cold as ice)

DFU SONGS | 5-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - COLD AS ICE

This bill's cold as ice...my boss says it won't suffice, no sir
This isn't very nice...he'll make me pay the price, no sir

I've not had a hundred that would ever snap
So Congressman Jefferson what is this crap
I bring pizza hot...right here to your door
I live off my tips...what are you doing this for?

This bill's cold as ice...my boss says it won't suffice, no sir
This isn't very nice...he'll make me pay the price, no sir

I don't understand dishonest Democrats
We search for corruption...that is where you're always at
One day a rich drunk drives off of a bridge
Now you hide your bribe money right there in your fridge

Cold as ice...it's freezing my hand
Cold as ice

This hundred is cold as ice
This hundred is cold as ice
This hundred is cod as ice

[doug from upland]

FREEPER DISCUSSION THREAD OF CONGRESSMAN WILLIAM JEFFERSON(D)

[b4its2late]

LOL!!

Representative William Jefferson, Democrat, Louisiana.

[cake_crumb]

Freeze dry it, and then put the greenish powder into a quart canning jar. Later on when the heat is finally off and you're ready to retire....add water, stir and reconstituted cash!

(or greenish mush)

[Freee-dame]

Is this old news already? I hear nothing on the half hourly network radio news. Tom DeLay was news fodder for weeks.

[doug from upland]

I just heard that Jefferson said he did nothing wrong. I'm sure he believes that. To a Democrat, what he did is not wrong.

[doug from upland]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1637559/posts

Stretch Pelosi asks him to quit Ways and Means committee.

[doug from upland]

Ping

[doug from upland]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The crook wins re-election --- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1751188/posts