"Me So Hungeee"
Posted on 06/28/2006 6:22:33 PM PDT by Sam Hill
Hmmmmmm...
You can expect Jihad Cindy to only do a muslim fast in which she refrains from eating during the daytime. Since this is summertime and the days are long and the nights are short, Jihad Cindy will be sorely tested. Rest assured though, from dusk til dawn she will be pigging out on Bon-bons, banana splits, Chips Ahoy cookies topped with cheeze whiz and any other high-calorie tooth-rotting junk-food that she can inhale. Praise be Allah, Cindy! Oink! Oink!
Who cares, I for one won't lose a minutes sleep.
If you think she is ugly now, just wait until she has fasted for two months.
But...but...how can she fast, when she has to consume her body weight daily to keep that jaw flapping?
She'll keel over like a hummingbird without nectar on the first day.
A Freep with some KFC sounds like a great idea??
Pray for W and Our Troops
She's not in this for the personal sacrifice. I give her three days before she absolutely inhales a super sized double whopper meal.
"She's not in this for the personal sacrifice. I give her three days before she absolutely inhales a super sized double whopper meal."
It'll probably turn out to be an Islamist fast, you know like Ramadan, where she's allowed to eat at night, or some other b.s. She'll be chowing down at Whataburger at 3 a.m., and claim that she hasn't violated 'the fast.'
Comeon Cindy. Go for the "Fasting until the troops come home" one. I would suggest no food or water. That would really demonstrate your committment.
I wonder if will Cindy stand on the corner and groan to get attention?
"Oooooooh! Soooo huuuuungry."
And you KNOW there will be the groupies, "Please Cindy, eat SOMETHING!"
Then they will shake their fists at the White House, "You're killing her!"
And the Bush Twins will wave back, holding up a Quarter Pounder...
I've heard she partakes of the herb. I give her 6 hours, tops, before the munchies become unbearable.
I sense a level of commitment on par with the twit who tried to hold his breath in the water bubble for 10 minutes.
She'll be gasping for an intravenous Big Mac before the day is done.
Think Maybe we can round up some freepers to enforce the Fast ?
I hope she dies.
I don't, but I really hope she gets some psychological help. She really needs it. I have never really seen a person act like this before. I believe the woman is extremely insecure and needy.
This silly b!tch will do anything for 15 more minutes. Let's hope she craps out on day 59.
Does this she will also keep her mouth shut?
let's order pizza to be delivered to their protest site everyday. bet that "fast" won't last long...
What's really funny is that she's announcing the fast on Michael Moore's site. Talk about someone who needs to fast. Michael Moore could lose my entire body weight and he'd still be a fat piece of crap.
"Cindy Sheehan Vows To Fast Two Months"
This is nice. Ugly is forever.
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