[jveritas]

I just took the Reynolds aluminum foil roll from the kitchen cabinet and I am going to make a lot of tin foil hats all night long while I am keeping an eye on the black helicopters that will show up anytime now.

[Darkwolf377]

You FOOL! Didn't you read about the new Mexican Tinfoil Incremental Temperature-Raising Ray being constructed in the dusty workpits of Meheco? They aim it at those tinfoil hats and slowly cook the brains being "protected" beneath. Takes 10-20 years, but only a fool goes with the old fashioned tinfoil route, when the safer choice is--

Oh, gotta run, X-Files is on...

[COEXERJ145]

These threads give me a headache although after going 10 rounds with a troll on another forum, I needed a good laugh.