Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!

July 28, 2006 | rk

[Roscoe Karns]

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob

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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol

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DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank

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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke

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Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub

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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev

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To: Admin Moderator; ALL

"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid

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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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.Hello??

Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel

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Welcome to Free Republic.

You signed up today to post this?

Go back to DU!

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Props, dude!

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

[pookie18]

Yes, thanks.

[freedumb2003]

LOL -- worth a bump.

I haven't scanned the thread yet, but I think that ZOT9000 was what a Home Computer was going to look like.

[freedumb2003]

Ping for a ping to the UT -- this is dang funny!

[freedumb2003]

I have been looking for that for months!

[cibco]

BTTT

[Doomonyou]

So that's what all the quarterly fund raising pays for!

[Scothia]

Mr. Karns, that is the most creative and hilarious post I've seen since coming to FR. Bookmarked for posterity. You have raised the bar once more, Sir.

[A.Hun]

Outstandingly funny ping!

[freedumb2003]

"A little closer and then -- ZOT!"

[A.Hun]

Hey cibco, I probably just pinged you to this thread again, but this is great!

[Tijeras_Slim]

As you can see the crux of the biscuit is a spork weasel.

[MNJohnnie]

Book Mark for later viewing when I can see pictured instead of Red Xs..

Curse you IT Trolls! Curse you!

[alice_in_bubbaland]

Here ya go!

[1rudeboy]

Well done. How long did it take to compile? Just curious.

[A.Hun]

Rotten IT trolls!

[alice_in_bubbaland]

Wow that's one eeeeeevilllllll kitty! :)

[Tijeras_Slim]

Birth of a classic.

[alice_in_bubbaland]

[ArGee]

BTTT - I knew FR was high tech, but I never expected such advanced use of spork-weasels.

Shalom.

[Mo1]

FOFL!!!! .. too funny
semi