Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!

July 28, 2006 | rk

[Roscoe Karns]

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob

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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol

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DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank

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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke

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Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub

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Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev

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To: Admin Moderator; ALL

"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid

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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel

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Welcome to Free Republic.

You signed up today to post this?

Go back to DU!

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Props, dude!

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

[Hi Heels]

He's my fave....

[Bahbah]

LOL. I had no idea how complicated that zotting stuff was. Kudos to Roscoe.

[Ladysmith]

That was a riot! Thanks for the ping and the laughs!

[Bulldaddy]

Many thanks for the ping. Truly a classic.

[bwteim]

Roscoe, a side splitter! Here are my votes:

Academy Zotward for 2006 Classic Black & White, Zottsploitation Film.

Best Line: "Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!"

Best supporting Actor goes to Admin Moderator for #19.

The extremely difficult to win and thus rarely awarded electrifying "Nikola Tesla Award" goes to the Admin Mod as well.

"I tried to give Jim a one hour suspension, and my house mysteriously switched from 120 volts to 2 million volts."

And finally, the "They thought I was Zotbait but I speak only in Sarcasm Award" goes to longtime noob FReeper, DriftDiver.

[bwteim]

Atilla, thanks for the ping.

[free_at_jsl.com]

This is the best laugh I've had in a while. Keep up the good work.

[A.Hun]

Glad you enjoyed it. Good post on your part!

[cibco]

Hey! This is so good, I bookmarked it.

[A.Hun]

Me too, destined to be a Freeper classic!

[bwteim]

Thanks, but Film Director Roscoe Karns has the gift;)

Just like Film Noir, we need to coin a word for this new genre, Film Zot or something similar.

[Jo Nuvark]

FRink!!!!

[Jo Nuvark]

Thanks for the behind the scenes Zot.
Laughed my head off. So funny. FRink!!!

Jo

[greyfoxx39]

Love that gif, lol

[Danae]

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!

[greyfoxx39]

Humor ping for your ping lists if you wish...a FR classic in the making!

If you have seen it, excuse the ping.

Roscoe, this is just a terrific thread.

[Danae]

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[Lazamataz]

I love you.

Marry me.

[Cyber Liberty]

Snorting Coca-Cola out of my nose here...Check it out, younz...This is how the janitors do their job with the short-bus folks.

(I swiped Lady Liberty's (aka Miss Slippy) ping list....)

[Lazamataz]

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