Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!

July 28, 2006 | rk

[Roscoe Karns]

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob

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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol

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DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank

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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke

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Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub

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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev

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To: Admin Moderator; ALL

"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid

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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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.Hello??

Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel

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Welcome to Free Republic.

You signed up today to post this?

Go back to DU!

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Props, dude!

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

IBTZ!!!

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.Hello??

Anyone??

[houeto]

Seen this?

[houeto]

Seen this?

[pookie18]

Yes, last week, but just picked up one for later this week...thanks!

[La Enchiladita]

I'm getting a red x on your image. In case your question is re my reference, it is to the 2 year old TV series "Lost" on ABC.

[WolfRunnerWoman]

"Why is it that I find myself so strangely attracted to men with crew cuts, white button down shirts, pocket protectors, skinny ties and thick rimmed glasses sitting in front of big main frame terminals?"


Well...When the goods are odd, the odds are good.

[Gucho]

Bump! Funny stuff :)

[OB1kNOb]

[La Enchiladita]

I did see this, beachie, it's great!

Thanks and (((hugs))).

[gentlestrength]

ping

Your nodes will be tingling!!

[Roscoe Karns]

Thanks for all the great comments!!

[RikaStrom]

LOL

And how come I didn't get pinged to this riot?!

[GretchenM]

RK, thanks for the inventive thread (and with such great photos -- just like a real Ann Coulter thread for those who insist on accompanying pictures, particularly applicable since it was an "I luv Ann Coulter"-ite who flew into the mosquito zapper);

gentle strenth, thanks for the ping. ;-)

[GretchenM]

Now that we plainly see you are talking to yourself, it begs the question: do you need a new troll to analyze / dispatch?

[GretchenM]

Is that what a SWAT cat looks like?

[GretchenM]

For driftdiver's future use:

[GretchenM]

Or, click "Bookmark" located after the stuff included atop the thread and before the first reply, follow the prompts, and the thread (this one, any one) will be on your FR home page (you can rename it by deleting the current name and typing in your own title). To access it after that, go to your home page, click "Links" and go to the thread you want. Example below.

TOPICS: Click to Add Topic
KEYWORDS: CLASSICTHREADS; FUNNYTHREADS; HUMOR; ILOVEWILLIEGREEN; MDM; SPORKWEASAL; SPORKWEASEL; SPORKWEASELROTBRAIN; VIKINGKITTIES; VIKINGSPORKWEASELS; VK; ZOT; ZOTMEAGAIN; ZOTMEBABY; ZOTMEPLEASE; ZOTZOT; ZOTZOTZOT; Click to Add Keyword

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[GretchenM]

Did you see this?

[MotleyGirl70]

I like that. I think I'll save that gif for the next time I need it :)

[dangus]

It was a photo of Jenna "Dharma" Elfman.

[driftdiver]

Why thank you, that is pretty cool.