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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006
| rk
Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:
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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.
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Sending.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
Welcome to Free Republic.
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob
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No response yet, Jim.
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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.
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Sending.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
You signed up today to post this?
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol
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To: carol
DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!
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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.
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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.
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No cats with machine guns?
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No sir.
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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?
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Nothing yet.
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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank
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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!
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Right, chief!
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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.
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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!
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Spork-weasel???
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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!
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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??
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I'm not sure, chief!
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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.
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Commence ZOT countdown!
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10, 9...
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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!
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8, 7, 6...
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5, 4, 3...
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2, 1...
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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator
Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke
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To: Admin Moderator
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub
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To: bub; Admin Moderator
Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev
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To: Admin Moderator; ALL
"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid
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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!
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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
IBTZ!!!
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.Hello??
Anyone??
Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel
TOPICS: Breaking News; Front Page News
KEYWORDS: classicthread; classicthreads; fr; freepun; funnythreads; grandpupcornpop; humor; ibtz; ilovewilliegreen; johnhofmeister; mdm; sionnsar; sporkweasal; sporkweasel; sporkweaselrotbrain; thanksgiving; troll; undeadthread; vikingkitties; vikingsporkweasels; vk; zot; zot9000; zotilicious; zotmeagain; zotmebaby; zotmeplease; zotzot; zotzotzot
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To: Roscoe Karns
Spork Weasel
501
posted on
05/04/2008 4:46:56 PM PDT
by
tang-soo
(Prophecy of the Seventy Weeks - Read Daniel Chapter 9)
To: Roscoe Karns
502
posted on
06/24/2008 6:38:24 PM PDT
by
rottndog
(Globull Warming "Science" = garbage in, gospel out.)
To: Roscoe Karns
I'm glad, you cleared that up.
503
posted on
06/24/2008 7:30:20 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(If you aren't "advancing" your arguments,your losing "the battle of Ideas"...libs,hates the facts 8^)
To: Roscoe Karns
I never noticed this thread before. Great ZOT thread.
504
posted on
07/06/2008 5:09:43 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(A vote for any Democrat from BO on down the ticket is a vote for $10 a gallon gas.)
To: Arrowhead1952
505
posted on
10/01/2008 10:58:06 AM PDT
by
TenthAmendmentChampion
(Lord please bless our nation with John McCain as president and Sarah Palin as Vice President! Amen.)
To: Roscoe Karns
Post-election desperately-needed humor BUMP!
506
posted on
11/12/2008 7:45:16 PM PST
by
Old Sarge
(For the first time in my life, I am ashamed to be an American)
To: Partisan Hack
Ever see this thread?
(brilliant, btw, and LOL number 1, sorry I just found ya!)
507
posted on
03/05/2009 2:51:34 PM PST
by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(Mr. Bernanke, have you started working on your book about the second GREATER depression?")
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
This is great! Hadn’t seen this one before.
Had me laughing out loud (which I sorely needed!)
Thanks!
508
posted on
03/05/2009 2:59:15 PM PST
by
aragorn
(We do indeed live in interesting times. FUBO.)
To: aflaak
509
posted on
04/30/2009 6:36:59 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(The U.S. Constitution may be flawed, but it's a whole lot better than what we have now)
To: r-q-tek86
510
posted on
05/12/2009 9:22:29 PM PDT
by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: MrEdd
?
511
posted on
05/13/2009 5:59:40 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(The U.S. Constitution may be flawed, but it's a whole lot better than what we have now)
To: r-q-tek86
It is time for a BTTT for this classic thread.
512
posted on
06/17/2009 4:38:39 PM PDT
by
Danae
(Amerikan Unity My Ass)
To: Danae
513
posted on
07/13/2009 1:08:34 PM PDT
by
RedCell
(Honor thy Father (9/6/07) - Semper Fi / Declaration of Independence - 5th sentence)
How have I missed this all these years???
Hilarious!
515
posted on
07/18/2009 5:41:56 PM PDT
by
TXBlair
(www.ragingelephants.org)
To: driftdiver; penelopesire; seekthetruth; television is just wrong; jcsjcm; BP2; Pablo Mac; ...
Somehow I missed this thread .... hysterical ... as only FReepers can be. Thanks, Roscoe .. I needed that laugh.
516
posted on
07/18/2009 11:10:06 PM PDT
by
STARWISE
(The Art & Science Institute of Chicago Politics NE Div: now open at the White House)
To: STARWISE
I must be nuts, I read every post right until the end...thanks for the ping, it was funny and I really needed a good laugh.
517
posted on
07/18/2009 11:52:59 PM PDT
by
Fred Nerks
(fair dinkum!)
To: Fred Nerks
518
posted on
07/19/2009 12:23:12 AM PDT
by
STARWISE
(The Art & Science Institute of Chicago Politics NE Div: now open at the White House)
To: Roscoe Karns
519
posted on
07/19/2009 5:45:04 AM PDT
by
rodguy911
(HOME OF THE FREE BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE--GO SARAHCUDA !!)
To: Roscoe Karns
This thread is a riot!
Now I know what a spork weasel looks like.
520
posted on
10/09/2009 8:26:01 PM PDT
by
Palladin
(ACORN is a criminal enterprise.)
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