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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006
| rk
Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:
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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.
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Sending.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
Welcome to Free Republic.
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob
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No response yet, Jim.
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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.
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Sending.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
You signed up today to post this?
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol
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To: carol
DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!
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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.
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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.
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No cats with machine guns?
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No sir.
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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?
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Nothing yet.
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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank
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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!
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Right, chief!
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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.
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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!
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Spork-weasel???
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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!
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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??
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I'm not sure, chief!
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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.
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Commence ZOT countdown!
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10, 9...
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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!
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8, 7, 6...
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5, 4, 3...
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2, 1...
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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator
Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke
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Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub
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To: bub; Admin Moderator
Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev
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To: Admin Moderator; ALL
"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid
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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!
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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
IBTZ!!!
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Anyone??
Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel
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To: Roscoe Karns
I've read this thread before but don't remember commenting on it before.
Best humorous thread *ever* on FR.
Congrats and Hats Off to you, Roscoe.
Cheers!
521
posted on
12/13/2009 2:43:55 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Roscoe Karns
522
posted on
12/13/2009 4:56:29 PM PST
by
MEG33
(God Bless Our Military Men And Women .)
To: Roscoe Karns
ROTFLMAO!!!
It was funny in 2006, and even funnier in 2009! Thanks for the laughs, FRiend... :o)
523
posted on
12/30/2009 10:51:06 PM PST
by
nutmeg
(Rush Limbaugh & Sarah Palin agree: NO third parties! Take back the GOP)
To: Roscoe Karns
Loved it in ‘06, gets funnier everytime I see it. “Spork Weasel” is the best part, but it’s all excellent.
524
posted on
12/30/2009 11:00:16 PM PST
by
Mjaye
To: MissyMack66
525
posted on
05/08/2010 11:29:14 AM PDT
by
libertarian27
(Ingsoc: Department of Life, Department of Liberty, Department of Happiness)
To: Cyber Liberty
Snort. Still funny after all these years.
526
posted on
06/09/2010 4:44:59 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Remember in November. Clean the house on Nov. 2. / Progressive is a PC word for liberal democrat.)
To: Roscoe Karns
Bttt because it’s the right thing to do!
528
posted on
10/16/2010 11:41:59 PM PDT
by
Danae
(Analnathrach, orth' bhais's bethad, do che'l de'nmha.)
To: Roscoe Karns
Somebody posted a link to this old thread...
Hilarious! Well Done, Roscoe Karns (You are still here, right? you haven’t been zotted, right?)
529
posted on
12/16/2010 2:40:56 PM PST
by
hattend
(The meaning of the 2010 election was rebuke, reject, and repeal. - Sarah Palin)
To: Roscoe Karns
530
posted on
12/16/2010 3:24:40 PM PST
by
Col Freeper
(FR is a smorgasbord of Conservative thoughts and ideas - dig in and enjoy it to its fullest!)
To: Roscoe Karns
Late to the party bookmark.
531
posted on
12/16/2010 3:41:05 PM PST
by
Sergio
(An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
To: Roscoe Karns
To: pappyone
533
posted on
03/26/2011 5:51:16 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Oh, well, any excuse to buy a new gun is good enough for me.)
To: driftdiver
534
posted on
05/26/2011 11:38:31 PM PDT
by
stansblugrassgrl
(PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!! YEEEEEHAW!)
To: Roscoe Karns
535
posted on
05/27/2011 2:13:05 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: stansblugrassgrl
Friday here in the UK.....
I’m on the road waaaaayy too much......
Now don’t be sporkin’ the Weasel.........
Argh
536
posted on
05/27/2011 2:15:02 AM PDT
by
roaddog727
(It's the Constitution, Stupid!)
To: silent_jonny
Is that FRANKEN down front?
537
posted on
05/27/2011 4:37:58 AM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
To: Roscoe Karns
Freeper culture ping... “See what you’ve done..” great post!
538
posted on
05/27/2011 4:38:37 AM PDT
by
Track9
(Make War!!)
To: Roscoe Karns
539
posted on
05/27/2011 6:05:37 AM PDT
by
exnavy
(May the Lord bless and keep our troops.)
To: Roscoe Karns
The thread is covered with AWESOME SAUCE!
540
posted on
05/27/2011 6:41:36 AM PDT
by
Crim
(Palin / West '12)
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