I need duct tape, chewing gum, and an ostrich.
We misunderstood him, he said, "if you do not get an education, you will end up in a wreck" Meaning that those who cannot read road signs might be in an auto accident.
If you stripped Kerry of his credentials of treason, anti-Americanism, anti-militarism, his obvious skill at being a gigolo, you would have nothing but a naked Democrat.
Useless, with no agenda, no vision, nothing for America but socialism, taxation and the lust for socialist power and control.
I would contribute heavily to putting Kerry in a C-130, strap a chute to his miserable butt, and drop him out over a good-sized Marine base in Iraq....right after making sure the Armed Forces Radio had broadcast his treasonous insults to our troops....a fitting rebuttal.
You been punked!
"As one of the snobby elite, I was only speaking my mind. The unwashed masses have been so dumbed down, I didn't think they would catch my drift."
I have really tried to come up with one but I'm blank. The comment may be "un-spinnable". Maybe he could just deny saying it as Clinton would do. So what if they have him on tape. Bill didn't care about such nagging little details.
John Kerry, " I will not apologise, I will however explain
that SPORK WEASELS control my BRAIN, Wheeeww, where did that come from? AAaaaaarrrrrrgh! Iowa, New Hampshire, the SPORK WEASELS oh noooooooooooo."
When asked about the mishap a moment later, he said sharply, "I don't fall down," then used an expletive to describe the agent who "knocked me over."
Well, I do not know if anyone can top sKerry's own spin control of today, but I must ask: When did he ever have the 'touch'? Seems if he ever had it, he lost it at least 35 years ago.
sKerry may be a smart guy, but he is also a snobby, cowardly, elitist, lying, immoral, power hungry twat, er twit!
He could blame it on a sports injury????
His "explanation" makes "the dog ate my homework" look positively ingenious.
It was based on that Monty Python skit where the guy calls for the rack to torture Carol Cleveland and the other guy brings a dish rack.
But no one was expecting a kind of Spanish Inquisition joke...
"If you do not get an education, you will end up like Jacques Chirac." He's even managed to p*ss off his friends.
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Hey! - I resemble that remark!.... |
I think his logic is: "Well, I'm stoopid and I ended up in Nam, so it must mean that only stoopid people end up in Iraq."
Kerry: "I really meant that...er..a..the soldiers are smart not to go to Harvard and end up marrying a hellion of a witch for a wife...and..er..a...
I'm entering rehab tomorrow."
"The mike was not supposed to go live until I took it out of my back pocket."