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MORFORD: Dick Cheney Totally Hates You
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| November 3, 2006
| Mark Morford
Posted on 11/03/2006 7:56:03 AM PST by SmithL
That shirt? Those shoes? Your kids? Hates 'em, and everything else about you, too. Can you feel it?
That shirt you're wearing right now? Chances are, Dick Cheney hates it. That car you drive? Thinks it's for whiny un-American pansies. The fact that you've probably eaten tofu and wear designer shoes and have actually had sex while standing up? Pervert heathen traitor to the real America, Dick thinks. He hates that.
Some days, Dick has trouble counting all the ways in which he hates you, the world, life. Some days, he hates the fact that there are not enough hours in the day for him to count the ways in which he hates you and all you probably stand for. This makes him sad. Which he also hates.
It is a question often asked these days: Whence comes all this dark, dank feeling in America? Why does all seem tainted and soiled and lost lo these past years? When did simply being an American turn so dour and gray, like someone poured gasoline into a big glass of Sunny Delight? Here, I firmly believe, is a great portion of your answer.
It has become a national pastime, of sorts, listing all the things and all the events and all types of people -- liberals journalists prisoners suspects foreigners Democrats moderates animals environmentalists trees pacifists 'Nam vets women clean air -- Dick Cheney hates every single day. Even Republicans are a little taken aback by the length of the list.
Recently, this dark pall has become even more evident. Cheney's trademark hate spewed forth all over the media, like smoking black roof tar,...
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TOPICS: Editorial; Politics/Elections; US: California
KEYWORDS: aidsdementia; genitalpolitics; markmorford; moonbat; morford; morfordite; sanfranciscovalues
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Morfordite Alert!`nuf said
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posted on
11/03/2006 7:56:04 AM PST
by
SmithL
To: SmithL
Hey Morford. You and Dick should try hunting the grouse some time.
2
posted on
11/03/2006 7:57:08 AM PST
by
.cnI redruM
(We can leave the battle field, but the battle field will not leave us.)
To: SmithL
Whence comes all this dark, dank feeling in America?From hanging around with San Francisco Democrats?
3
posted on
11/03/2006 7:59:31 AM PST
by
Maceman
(This is America. Why must we press "1" for English?)
To: SmithL
4
posted on
11/03/2006 8:01:06 AM PST
by
I still care
("Remember... for it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin, from Excalibur)
To: SmithL
Why does all seem tainted and soiled and lost lo these past years?
Ever since that stain appeared in Monica's blue dress...
5
posted on
11/03/2006 8:01:06 AM PST
by
Rennes Templar
("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
To: SmithL
Must be that time of the month for him. And the sad part is that that is one of his three wishes.
6
posted on
11/03/2006 8:01:19 AM PST
by
crazyhorse691
(Diplomacy doesn't work when seagulls rain on your parade. A shotgun and umbrella does.)
To: SmithL
This "guy" is a real "see you next Tuesday."
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posted on
11/03/2006 8:02:58 AM PST
by
reegs
To: SmithL
Could this troubled liberal really be talking about himself and his hate for this President, and Vice President?
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posted on
11/03/2006 8:03:23 AM PST
by
paratrooper82
(82 Airborne 1/508th BN "fury from the sky" Kicking terrorist a-- and killing jihadist!)
To: I still care
Boy, did I need this laugh today! Thanks for posting it - notice is now served that I'm stealing it.
9
posted on
11/03/2006 8:03:43 AM PST
by
Alex Murphy
(Colossians 2:6)
To: SmithL
To: crazyhorse691
There's no way Morford's accusations can be true because Dick Cheney has been dead for five years and is really a 1998 Halliburton clone.
Cordially,
11
posted on
11/03/2006 8:06:29 AM PST
by
Diamond
To: SmithL
Ms. Morford, I believe your envy of "Big Dick's" nickname has finally gotten to the point of derangement.
Does it hurt to be so stupid? It should!
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posted on
11/03/2006 8:06:31 AM PST
by
MortMan
(I was going to be indecisive, but I changed my mind.)
To: SmithL
"seem tainted and soiled"
Why can't this poofter quit talking about his nether regions?
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posted on
11/03/2006 8:06:36 AM PST
by
ExpatGator
(Extending logic since 1961.)
To: Rennes Templar
To: SmithL
I get the feeling Mark Morford is the inspiration for South Park's Mr. Garrison character.
15
posted on
11/03/2006 8:07:59 AM PST
by
ikka
To: SmithL
Another hissy fit from Miss Morford.
They guy's a parody of himself.
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posted on
11/03/2006 8:10:25 AM PST
by
CaptRon
(Pedecaris alive or Raisuli dead)
To: SmithL
....have actually had sex while standing upMorford hasn't -- bending over, yes, but that's not standing up.
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posted on
11/03/2006 8:11:53 AM PST
by
expatpat
To: SmithL
Somehow I doubt the Vice President can be bothered to reply to this hysterical pansy on meth. Morford may not be homosexual, but he certainly writes that way.
Regards, Ivan
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posted on
11/03/2006 8:11:58 AM PST
by
MadIvan
(I aim to misbehave.)
To: SmithL
His link on Cheney "spewing forth hate" shows no hate whatsoever. You made it all up again, Morford!
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posted on
11/03/2006 8:14:10 AM PST
by
expatpat
To: MadIvan
Morford may not be homosexual And the Pope may not be Catholic.
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