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*** ANNOUNCING THE ROVE-YOU-MAGNIFICENT-BASTARD PING LIST ***
11/03/2006
| By Lazamataz
Posted on 11/03/2006 10:53:23 AM PST by Lazamataz
I would like to announce the ROVE, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD ping list.
In it, we will ping you to news items that show that Karl Rove has -- once again -- outwitted the hapless Democrats. Has there ever been such a political giant as Karl Rove? He outwaters Atwater, he outsnakes Carville... he's one of a kind.
Come see his shenanigans, as he outfoxes the liberals yet again! I don't know yet what sort of volume it will be, but please -- I encourage you to post here and let me know if you wish to sign up!
I would like to work this ping list with one other individual who will share in the work of maintaining it.
TOPICS: Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: ibtrymbp; magnificentbastard; pinglist; rove; rovepinglist; rymb; thearchitect; turdblossom; whatifhelosesidiot
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To: Lazamataz
Paste me IN baby!
Love you too! LOL
481
posted on
11/04/2006 11:20:18 AM PST
by
Kahuna
To: Lazamataz
Thanks, Laz!
I remember back in August 2000, freepers were already attributing things like that photo of the sleeping Dem convention delegates to Rove.
To: Knitting A Conundrum
483
posted on
11/04/2006 7:15:19 PM PST
by
PatriotGirl827
("Be not afraid, for I am with you always.")
To: Lazamataz; Charles Henrickson
I would tell you to ping me all night long; but Charles is a minister, so...
Just add me to your list, please!
484
posted on
11/04/2006 10:39:56 PM PST
by
Watery Tart
(Hey, I'm a Catholic girl! The rules don't apply here!)
Comment #485 Removed by Moderator
Comment #486 Removed by Moderator
To: Knitting A Conundrum
Now that would be some ticket to drive the Libs nuts... LMAO!
To: Lazamataz
Sign me up, you magnificent...
To: Molly Pitcher; RockinRight; GopherIt; RightWingMama; kevinm13; Malacoda; babaloo; King David; ...
Karl Rove stands over the bleeding bodies of the liberals at the O.K. Corral, his six-gun still smoking. One of them stirs a little, and with his bloody, dying gasp, utters: "You magnificent bastard....."
You are all added.
489
posted on
11/05/2006 3:36:21 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I love you.... but not in a gay way.)
To: Congressman Billybob; Uriah_lost; RW_Whacko; sokit2mebb; mwl1; sidetracked; LegalEagle61; ...
Albert Einstein stands before the collected physics geniuses of his time. Before them, he scrawls R=MB
2. He pauses. In a thick German accent, he proclaims, "This formula is the basis of the building blocks of the universe. I will now explain how Rove equals Magnificent Bastard-squared....."
You are all added.
490
posted on
11/05/2006 3:42:17 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I love you.... but not in a gay way.)
To: Paige; Disambiguator; brazzaville; sunvalley; Centurion2000; republicanwizard; aragona; ...
Alexander Graham Bell connects the final two wires. Accidently spilling some acid on his hands, he shouts out, "Watson! You magnificent bastard! Get me Karl Rove!"
You are all added.
491
posted on
11/05/2006 3:46:22 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I love you.... but not in a gay way.)
To: Chairman_December_19th_Society
The First Step of Roves Anonymous reads:
We admitted we were powerless over Rove, and that our bastards had become magnificent.
You are all added.
492
posted on
11/05/2006 3:58:10 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I love you.... but not in a gay way.)
To: Lazamataz
Thanks, hun! ;o)
To: RecallMoran; morans14; sarasota; rzeznikj at stout; maggief; Andonius_99; Polyxene; ...
In the beginning G-d created the heavens and the earth. The earth was without form, and void; and darkness was on the face of the deep. And the Spirit of G-d was hovering over the face of the waters. Then G-d said, "Let there be Rove"; and there was Karl Rove. And G-d saw the Rove, and saw that it was magnificent; and G-d exclaimed, "Rove, you magnificent bastard!"
You are all added.
494
posted on
11/05/2006 4:05:41 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I love you.... but not in a gay way.)
To: Stegall Tx; Spyder; cloud8; metesky; ItMatters2Me; Purrcival; Inwoodian; SkyPilot; sr4402; ...
Rove Haiku
Mister Karl Rove,
That magnificent bastard!
He wins elections.
You are all added.
495
posted on
11/05/2006 4:12:23 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I love you.... but not in a gay way.)
To: West Coast Conservative
Baked Rove
Take one Karl Rove. Add three liberals, beat thoroughly. Blend in three tablespoons of magnificence and one large bastard. Bake at 350o for 45 minutes or until a fork comes out clean.
You are all added.
496
posted on
11/05/2006 4:17:49 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I love you.... but not in a gay way.)
To: Lazamataz
Please don't let me hang
I am allergic to rope
Damn that Karl Rove!
To: Lazamataz
Please add me to the ping.
To: DejaJude
To: rotstan; Cincinna; ilovew; norton; Dinah Lord; crabbie; Paul Heinzman; whizkid; Bush_Democrat; ...
*gasp* This is definitely the ping list for me since I'm gonna be the next Karl Rove.It appears that ilovew is an MBIT*
*Magnificent Bastard In Training
You are all added.
500
posted on
11/05/2006 5:00:56 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I love you.... but not in a gay way.)
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