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Why cavemen liked curvy cavewomen...like Kylie
Daily Express ^ | March, 7, 2007 | Martin Evans

Posted on 03/10/2007 12:55:45 PM PST by madison10

Why cavemen liked curvy cavewomen...like Kylie 09/03/07 By Martin Evans

THERE are a few exceptions which will always stand out, but most female stars yearn for a diminutive derriere.

However, it appears that the small and slender bottom is very much a recent trend after an archaeological discovery revealed how Stone Age pin-ups were far from size zero.

Ancient carvings depicting the female form 15,000 years ago reveal that prehistoric women were revered for their curvaceous bodies and prominent buttocks.

The most popular were the cave-dwellers’ equivalents of Kylie Minogue (pictured), whose renowned behind is the world’s most popular posterior.

Historians claim that the carvings – found at a site in Poland – reveal how curvy bottoms were regarded as the most attractive physical trait for women in Stone Age Europe.

Men looking for a mate ignored skinnier women and fought for females with the shapeliest behinds.

Experts said a well-presented bottom was a sign of wealth, health and a good diet....

(Excerpt) Read more at express.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: ancient; archeology; babygotback; bigbootybest; cavemen; godsgravesglyphs; roastduckmangosalsa
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To: madison10
I learned this basic truth when it was explained to me why "Rubenesque" women were a representation of the ideal in the middle ages.  Peter Paul Rubens was painting full figured women because it was the current vision of beauty and, like this article, that was based on the type being indicative of "wealth, health and a good diet."  Remember these folks in his time, the 1600s, still had relatively recent memories of the Plague and would still encounter that kind of illness in their normal world.

Fat bottomed girls don't have plague.

For a long time I've been expecting the reemergence of the Rubenesque full figured woman as the ideal as a reaction to the twin horrors of drug abuse and aids.  I think this was a large part of Anna Nicole Smith's original appeal.  Of course, we see how well that has worked out.

I've read analysis that says the reason being a "redneck" was a negative trait, meaning people with a tan or even a sunburn from exposure to the sun, was because that meant those people were manual laborers, while pale skin indicated people who were wealthy enough not to do manual labor.  Now the anorexic (though tanned) look is held up as the ideal for much the same reason, as only wealthy people are presumed to have the funds to go to a gym and work out or lie on the beach at St. Tropez (or in a tanning salon).

21 posted on 03/10/2007 1:20:11 PM PST by Phsstpok (Often wrong, but never in doubt)
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To: madison10; AnAmericanMother

Makes sense to me. A woman with a bit more meat on her bones likely was perceived to be better able to bear children, and survive to raise them, than her skinny sister cavedweller.


22 posted on 03/10/2007 1:22:08 PM PST by SuziQ
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sophia loren was (is) the ultimate benchmark woman with curves

Her figure would never be popular in today's world of anorexic females with plastic body parts.

23 posted on 03/10/2007 1:22:39 PM PST by llevrok (Drink your beer, dammit! There are sober people in Africa!)
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To: llevrok
My favorite quote from Ms. Loren:

"All you see, I owe to spaghetti."

24 posted on 03/10/2007 1:24:56 PM PST by AnAmericanMother ((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
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To: madison10

ugly feminists trying to revise history so as to render themselves more "date-able".


25 posted on 03/10/2007 1:25:32 PM PST by gaijin
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Adam considered Eve a total babe compared with whom?


26 posted on 03/10/2007 1:26:43 PM PST by Elsiejay
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To: madison10

I think this got posted - then pulled.


27 posted on 03/10/2007 1:27:28 PM PST by xcamel (Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
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To: Elsiejay

I get the idea she was a 10.

In a field of 1.


28 posted on 03/10/2007 1:29:48 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: AnAmericanMother

BOOKbump


29 posted on 03/10/2007 1:33:07 PM PST by S.O.S121.500 (What did I do with my tagline..........?)
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To: xcamel
I think this got posted - then pulled.

Why pulled? someone take it too far afield? I originally found the article at FOX news, maybe someone posted the whole article and not the excerpt.

30 posted on 03/10/2007 1:35:50 PM PST by madison10
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To: llevrok
Her figure would never be popular in today's world of anorexic females with plastic body parts.

I can see the headline on The Star now:

Sophia's Spaghettti Horror!
Studio execs frantic as buxom bombshell loses battle of the bulge!

;)

31 posted on 03/10/2007 1:36:00 PM PST by Mr. Jeeves ("Wise men don't need to debate; men who need to debate are not wise." -- Tao Te Ching)
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To: TigersEye

Bitterness? I just plain don't know how to ping it and at the time I posted I forgot what the ping list was called. ;) Senior moment thing.

I couldn't add any more words either.


32 posted on 03/10/2007 1:37:46 PM PST by madison10
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To: llevrok
sophia loren Raquel Welsh was (is) the ultimate benchmark woman with curves Her figure would never be popular in today's world of anorexic females with plastic body parts.

On top of that, Raquel really does support the troops!! Not a chance for her to make it in today's hollywierd! Look at her U.S.O. works, and interview with Neil Cavuto.
33 posted on 03/10/2007 1:43:43 PM PST by Issaquahking (Duncan Hunter for president!)
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To: madison10

Just out of curiosity, who is Kylie Minogue? What is she "known" for??


34 posted on 03/10/2007 1:49:23 PM PST by Chi-townChief
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To: AnAmericanMother

Ok ladies, eat more spaghetti.


35 posted on 03/10/2007 1:50:08 PM PST by reg45
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To: AnAmericanMother
I don't know how I missed this the first time, but that translation is... il più eccellente

Do you do requests?

36 posted on 03/10/2007 1:50:21 PM PST by infidel29 (Gun Control: Taking firearms out of the hands of those who DO know right from wrong.)
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To: Chi-townChief

She's a singer from Australia.

http://www.kylie.com/


37 posted on 03/10/2007 1:50:40 PM PST by voltaires_zit (Government is the problem, not the answer.)
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To: voltaires_zit

Thanks - a little heavy on the makeup, looks like she applies it with a shovel.


38 posted on 03/10/2007 1:55:54 PM PST by Chi-townChief
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To: madison10

I didn't mean bitterness about pinging the GGG list. It was in reference to the "MY family" remark. LOL (ducking)


39 posted on 03/10/2007 2:12:22 PM PST by TigersEye (Fat bottom girls make the rockin' world go 'round.)
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To: llevrok

Sophia Loren, Marilyn Monroe, Brigitte Bardot, Claudia Cardinale, Ursula Andress... the golden age of luscious, curvy screen sirens!


40 posted on 03/10/2007 2:16:58 PM PST by karnage
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