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Burglar captured after losing leg
Daily Bulletin ^ | 4/10/07

Posted on 04/10/2007 6:51:19 PM PDT by NormsRevenge

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To: NormsRevenge

Indeed.


21 posted on 04/10/2007 7:11:02 PM PDT by Chena
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To: Chena; Czar; glock rocks

I’m confident the cops gave him a hand but I doubt if he appreciated the applause.


22 posted on 04/10/2007 7:11:15 PM PDT by B4Ranch ("Steer clear of entangling alliances with any portion of the foreign world." -George Washington-)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
The best-legged plans of mice and men....

Sometimes it isn't wise to shake a leg.

23 posted on 04/10/2007 7:13:13 PM PDT by Chena
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To: Chena

Hop in...


24 posted on 04/10/2007 7:16:48 PM PDT by null and void (To Marines, male bonding happens in Boot Camp, to Democrats, it happens at a Gay Pride parade...)
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To: B4Ranch

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car accident? He’s all right now.


25 posted on 04/10/2007 7:16:59 PM PDT by Chena
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To: null and void

Kneedless to say, this thread could get shinful.


26 posted on 04/10/2007 7:18:15 PM PDT by Chena
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To: Chena

Augggghhhh! : )


27 posted on 04/10/2007 7:18:53 PM PDT by skr (Freedom is one of the deepest and noblest aspirations of the human spirit. -- Ronald Reagan)
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To: Loyalist

What a time to have a bout with ‘Restless Leg Syndrome’.


28 posted on 04/10/2007 7:19:19 PM PDT by tflabo (Take authority that's ours)
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To: Eastbound

Sometimes life is funny enough, and this is definitely one of those times!


29 posted on 04/10/2007 7:20:55 PM PDT by skr (Freedom is one of the deepest and noblest aspirations of the human spirit. -- Ronald Reagan)
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To: skr

Too bad that thief didn’t put his best foot forward.


30 posted on 04/10/2007 7:21:14 PM PDT by Chena
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping


31 posted on 04/10/2007 7:22:51 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Chena

One Leg Greg...


32 posted on 04/10/2007 7:24:14 PM PDT by tflabo (Take authority that's ours)
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To: tflabo
One Leg Greg...

One Leg Greg lost his prosthetic leg and boy, he was hopping mad.

33 posted on 04/10/2007 7:28:37 PM PDT by Chena
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To: Loyalist
> Don’t worry, he won’t get far on foot.

Not -that- one, anyway...

34 posted on 04/10/2007 7:30:53 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Chena

That must have been a real kicker to know that he can still shake hands properly.


35 posted on 04/10/2007 7:32:16 PM PDT by B4Ranch ("Steer clear of entangling alliances with any portion of the foreign world." -George Washington-)
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To: small voice in the wilderness

Get Nancy Pelosi on the phone now! The Americans with Disabilities Act certainly requires that a one-legged thief be at no disadvantage vis-a-vis a two-legged one. This is George Bush’s fault and needs investigating and prompt legislative remediation.


36 posted on 04/10/2007 7:39:09 PM PDT by mathurine (ua)
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To: B4Ranch
That must have been a real kicker to know that he can still shake hands properly.

Yep, and being properly sociable helped meet his one-legged girlfriend, Eileen.

37 posted on 04/10/2007 7:39:49 PM PDT by Chena
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To: Chena

Was she that hot spinner?


38 posted on 04/10/2007 7:45:08 PM PDT by B4Ranch ("Steer clear of entangling alliances with any portion of the foreign world." -George Washington-)
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To: B4Ranch

Yes! I see you’ve heard of Eileen and her one-legged, Asian cousin named, Irene.


39 posted on 04/10/2007 7:48:55 PM PDT by Chena
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To: NormsRevenge

“failed to escape capture” ?


40 posted on 04/10/2007 7:54:00 PM PDT by jiggyboy (Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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