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Count Gottfried von Bismarck
The Daily Telegraph ^ | 04/07/2007 | Telegraph Media Group

Posted on 07/07/2007 10:00:28 AM PDT by atomic_dog

Count Gottfried von Bismarck, who was found dead on Monday aged 44, was a louche German aristocrat with a multi-faceted history as a pleasure-seeking heroin addict, hell-raising alcoholic, flamboyant waster and a reckless and extravagant host of homosexual orgies.

The great-great-grandson of Prince Otto, Germany's Iron Chancellor and architect of the modern German state, the young von Bismarck showed early promise as a brilliant scholar, but led an exotic life of gilded aimlessness that attracted the attention of the gossip columns from the moment he arrived in Oxford in 1983 and hosted a dinner at which the severed heads of two pigs were placed at either end of the table.

When not clad in the lederhosen of his homeland, he cultivated an air of sophisticated complexity by appearing in women's clothes, set off by lipstick and fishnet stockings. This aura of dangerous "glamour" charmed a large circle of friends and acquaintances drawn from the jeunesse dorée of the age; many of them knew him at Oxford, where he made friends such as Darius Guppy and Viscount Althorp and became an enthusiastic, rubber-clad member of the Piers Gaveston Society and the drink-fuelled Bullingdon and Loders clubs.

Perhaps unsurprisingly he managed only a Third in Politics, Philosophy and Economics.

Von Bismarck's university career ended in catastrophe in June 1986, when his friend Olivia Channon was found dead on his bed, the victim of a drink and drugs overdose. Von Bismarck admitted that his role in the affair had brought disgrace on the family name; five years later he told friends that there were still people who would not speak to his parents on account of it, and who told his mother that she had "a rotten son".

In the reunified Germany, von Bismarck managed several telecoms businesses and, armed with a doctoral thesis on the East German telephone system, oversaw the sale of companies formerly owned by Communist East Germany to the private sector.

By the late 1990s von Bismarck was working for Telemonde, Kevin Maxwell's troubled telecoms firm based in America, with responsibility for developing the business in Germany; the company collapsed in 2002 with debts of £105 million. Von Bismarck eventually returned to London, where he became chairman of the investment company AIM Partners, dabbled in film production and promoted holidays to Uzbekistan.

Never concealing his homosexuality, von Bismarck continued to appear in public in various eccentric items of attire, including tall hats atop his bald Mekon-like head. At parties he would appear in exotic designer frock coats with matching trousers and emblazoned with enormous logos. Flitting from table to table at fashionable London nightclubs, he was said to be as comfortable among wealthy Eurotrash as he was on formal occasions calling for black tie.

Although described personally as quiet and impeccably mannered, von Bismarck continued to live high on the hog, hosting riotous all-night parties for his (chiefly gay) friends at his £5 million flat off Sloane Square. It was at one such event, in August last year, that von Bismarck encountered tragedy for a second time when one of his male guests fell 60 ft to his death from the roof garden. While von Bismarck was not arrested, he was questioned as a witness and there were those who wondered - not, perhaps, without cause - whether he might be the victim of a family curse.

Gottfried Alexander Leopold Graf von Bismarck-Schonhausen was born on September 19 1962 in Brussels, the second son of Ferdinand, the 4th Prince Bismarck, whose own father had served in the German embassy in pre-war London until a feud with the ambassador, von Ribbentrop, ended his career.

As a talented young scholar, Gottfried had studied at what he described as "an aristocratic Borstal" in Switzerland and worked at the New York stock exchange before going up to Christ Church, Oxford.

Von Bismarck never fully recovered from the death in June 1986 of Olivia Channon, the striking 22-year-old daughter of Paul Channon (later Lord Kelvedon), then one of Margaret Thatcher's cabinet ministers.

To celebrate the end of their finals, von Bismarck and Olivia Channon had taken part in a drinking bout involving excessive amounts of champagne, Black Velvet and sherry before she overdosed on heroin. At the inquest her cousin, Sebastian Guinness, described how he and other revellers had repaired to von Bismarck's bottle-strewn rooms, where Olivia was found dead the following morning.

Von Bismarck himself was charged with possessing cocaine and amphetamine sulphate and was later treated at a £770-a-week addiction clinic in Surrey. Following Olivia Channon's funeral, at which he was said to have "wept like a child", von Bismarck was ordered home to the family castle near Hamburg by his father.

His removal from Oxford was so abrupt that he was not given time to settle his bills; Prince Ferdinand sent a servant who did the rounds of von Bismarck's favoured watering-holes, restaurants and his tailor bearing a chequebook.

The tabloids quoted words of repentance from von Bismarck himself - "My days of living it up are all over. This past week has just been too much" - but although he was reported to be leaving to finish his studies at a German university and eventually to enter German politics, in the event he was treated again for alcoholism at a German clinic.

He returned briefly to Oxford, where local magistrates fined him £80 for drug possession; he wiped away tears as his lawyer offered mitigation, pointing out that since the Channon affair von Bismarck had received a bad press in Germany.

Doubting whether he would be able to find work in his own country, von Bismarck was said to be planning to study at a university in Los Angeles while continuing to receive treatment for his drink problem. Olivia Channon's death, his barrister said, would prove to be a shadow over von Bismarck's head "probably for the rest of his life". So it proved.

He never married.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Germany; News/Current Events; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: bismarck; obituary
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Hands down the most amazing obituary I have ever read. I even had to pull out my dictionary to find out what the word louche meant. FYI it means not reputable or decent. You have to love British newspapers. Could you ever imagine something like this appearing in the US press.
1 posted on 07/07/2007 10:00:29 AM PDT by atomic_dog
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To: atomic_dog
I'm just trying to figure out how one can cultivate "...an air of sophisticated complexity by appearing in women's clothes, set off by lipstick and fishnet stockings."

That outfit sends many messages, but "sophisticated complexity" isn't one of them.

2 posted on 07/07/2007 10:03:50 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: atomic_dog
Mark Steyn speaks very highly of the way the Brits write obituaries.

Now I know why.

L

3 posted on 07/07/2007 10:05:31 AM PDT by Lurker (Comparing moderate islam to extremist islam is like comparing small pox to ebola.)
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To: Oberon
"...an air of sophisticated complexity by appearing in women's clothes, set off by lipstick and fishnet stockings."

So, the choice is either that or the lederhosen?

4 posted on 07/07/2007 10:06:07 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (A man who will not defend himself does not deserve to be defended by others.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Well, okay...I guess you got me there.


5 posted on 07/07/2007 10:07:23 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: atomic_dog

The apple may not fall far from the tree - but some certainly roll quite a distance


6 posted on 07/07/2007 10:10:22 AM PDT by frithguild (The Freepers moved as a group, like a school of sharks sweeping toward an unaware and unarmed victim)
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To: atomic_dog
Count Gottfried von Bismarck, who was found dead on Monday aged 44, was a louche German aristocrat with a multi-faceted history as a pleasure-seeking heroin addict, hell-raising alcoholic, flamboyant waster and a reckless and extravagant host of homosexual orgies.

How he made it to 44, we will never know.
7 posted on 07/07/2007 10:10:25 AM PDT by Perdogg (This thread is 100% Immigration and Gluten free)
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To: atomic_dog

He never married!?!?

That shocks me, I tell you, it just shocks me to the core!!!


8 posted on 07/07/2007 10:10:39 AM PDT by Jackson Brown (Conservatives just killed their racehorse in order to let their fortunes ride on a jackass)
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To: Oberon
No, that "ain’t" sophistication!

Dilettante = very, VERY, kind
Degenerate = still being TOO kind!

9 posted on 07/07/2007 10:12:51 AM PDT by Jackson Brown (Conservatives just killed their racehorse in order to let their fortunes ride on a jackass)
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To: atomic_dog
Except for the severed pigs heads and the admission to Oxford, this will be Paris Hilton's obituary when and if she reaches the age of 44. Well, perhaps he was a bit better dressed and prettier than her, but it's close.

Congressman Billybob

Latest article, "Crime and Punishment at the AP"

10 posted on 07/07/2007 10:15:11 AM PDT by Congressman Billybob (Please visit www.ArmorforCongress.com)
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To: atomic_dog

All one can say is that one prays the Count rests in peace.


11 posted on 07/07/2007 10:15:32 AM PDT by GeorgiaGuy
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To: Oberon
That outfit sends many messages, but "sophisticated complexity" isn't one of them.

It is Britain, after all.

12 posted on 07/07/2007 10:15:57 AM PDT by SuziQ
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To: Jackson Brown
Re: He never married.

"See here, Wilbert. I specifically requested a 1000 word obit. This one is only 984 words. You're going to have to extend it a little bit more."

14 posted on 07/07/2007 10:16:18 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (A man who will not defend himself does not deserve to be defended by others.)
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To: atomic_dog

I still bet that he had a place at the table with MANY of the “elites” of Europe! “Interesting” counts for that crowd. Character (principled, not “oddness”)...no so much.


15 posted on 07/07/2007 10:18:50 AM PDT by Jackson Brown (Conservatives just killed their racehorse in order to let their fortunes ride on a jackass)
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To: atomic_dog
The bad news is he's dead, Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
The good news is you owed him money.

16 posted on 07/07/2007 10:21:30 AM PDT by Hoplite
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To: atomic_dog

From another article, here’s details about the scene when one of the Count’s buddies fell off the roof and died:

“Count von Bismarck was a well known figure in London circles who has faced controversy in the past. He hit the headlines last year when a partygoer fell from the roof terrace of his London home.

Anthony Casey, 38, had a “substantial amount” of cocaine in his system when he fell from the apartment, an inquest heard in October.

Coroner Paul Knapman said a room in the flat contained what most people would consider “unusual and bizarre items”, including lubricants, buckets of sex toys, a butane gas canister, a box containing dozens of syringes and bottles of vodka.

“In common parlance, in the early hours of the morning, there was a gay orgy going on,” Knapman said at the time.”


17 posted on 07/07/2007 10:21:38 AM PDT by Rb ver. 2.0 (The Republican party of today is the Whig party of the 1850's.)
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To: xsmommy

see #1. I just learned a new word.


18 posted on 07/07/2007 10:21:40 AM PDT by patton (19yrs ... only 4,981yrs to go ;))
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To: atomic_dog

sounds like Dr. Frank-N-Furter.

“I’m just a sweet transvestite, from transsexual Transylvania”

Let’s do the time warp, again.


19 posted on 07/07/2007 10:21:57 AM PDT by cowtowney
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To: atomic_dog

Which term best applies to this thing; Decadent or Degenerate? There is some overlap yet a core of distinction between the two concepts.


20 posted on 07/07/2007 10:26:14 AM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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