her piece of toilet paper with Laura.
Posted on 07/20/2007 9:29:59 AM PDT by Bommer
I knew this was coming. Every time you’d see “Mr. Larry” with his wife and her vomiting on about global warming, he would roll his eyes and crack jokes at her expense. He knew she was full of shiite.
“Ping list about nothing”
Not to be confused with the “This is not a ping list.” LOL!
Ka-ching! Ka-ching!
They’re real & they’re spectacular
Larry David is a comic genius. I’m not alone in thinking he is a closet conservative. Watch “Curb Your Enthusiasm” and you’ll see what I mean. He constantly mocks liberal pieties. He’s well rid of that dingbat he’s married to, although he’ll probably take a financial bath.
And THAT’s why she’s going to hell....because she’s bossy!
Rumor has it that the character of Suzie on Curb Your Enthusiasm is based on Laurie David.
I think Larry once said that he’d never even heard of the environment until he met Laurie.
Nah, I bet he's got a Canyonero!
With apologies to the Simpsons, and whoever wrote this:
Artist: Unknown
Song: Canyonero
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey
The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
Canyonero!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)
Drive Canyonero!
Woah Canyonero!
Woah!
Maybe my favorite episode is when she tells the native American landscaper/shaman, Running Bear: "Running Elf, or whatever the F they call you, get the F out of my house!"
Pathetic.
Don’t believe me...ask Paris Hilton.
The question is — what does Sheryl Crow drive?
Yeah, she’s hilarious. I love when she calls her husband a “fat f-—” and he just smiles. She’s so over the top.
If you get invited to a wedding of two liberal friends, make sure to get to the wedding on time or you’ll miss the marriage!
lol. May I be added to your no-nothing ping list?
I can watch the episodes over and over. The last two end of season shows were absolute masterpieces. Who was the other Guardian Angel “guide” with Dustin Hoffman? It’s amazing to me how much is packed into one half hour show.
Clara Cleavage is looking for a newer, sleek model.
Actually, I haven’t gotten around to seeing the last half of the fifth season yet. I need to do it soon. So many great episodes, but my favorite is when he and Cheryl flew to attend a conversion/wedding and ended up ruining the whole thing and almost provoking a religious war. Just brilliant.
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