When asked for comment, Mabel Strong, the church’s organist exclaimed “Far out, man!”
Yeah, right, like Billy Jeff found out AFTER THE FACT that Monica Lewinski was not his wife -— throw in Jennifer Flowers too, and the rest of the long list.
Yeah, sure.
How does one discover that a pizza - and nothing else - is responsible for said pizza eater’s presumably positive urine test?
They then decided to eat several more pizzas and some brownies.
ROFLOL. Where is this church?
Our next song is “Angels We Have Heard Get High”. Thursday night ~ Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Magic pizza? Magic brownies for dessert?
Something odd is going on here. Papa John’s is saying that there’s no indication any of their employees spiked the pizza. Exsqueese me? I’ve had a lot of pizzas delivered to me in my day, and they usually don’t go through a lot of middlemen. As a general rule, an employee of the pizza joint places the box in my hand and I hand him money.
My best hypothesis at the moment is that the church group sent a teen or young adult to fetch the pizza, not knowing they had a prankster in their midst. Some kid was holding, and decided to get the old folks high.
According to the reporter in the video, they confirmed that it was a Methodist church, but no one would say which one. Which led me to wonder, do the Methodists have an official position on the doobie?
Maybe not, but I bet it’s frowned upon. If for no other reason, it has been known to lead to dancing. At every jam band concert I attended in my misspent youth, there was at least one stoned chick, usually reeking of patchouli, who was wearing a wispy little dress and doing some weird spinning Sufi sort of dance — before the music started.
Stoners and Methodists. Holy Tao. I’ve known plenty of both, and plenty of people who were both. I could riff on this all night. Best to stop now.
“Houston......we have a problem.......”
Wait a sec, that’s like saying the word....and Jesus..are like, the same thing. Man, that means the word IS Jesus. Whoa, ...whoa....whoa, I get it. Yeah, yeah I see it man. Hey, brother you up for another one these pizzas?
Jumuchi: Tamar's Kimchi Pizza, I think. Do you think she'd spike it with some marijuana?!?!
Damdeok & Jumuchi: *SMILE*
Is DAVE there man?