Something odd is going on here. Papa John’s is saying that there’s no indication any of their employees spiked the pizza. Exsqueese me? I’ve had a lot of pizzas delivered to me in my day, and they usually don’t go through a lot of middlemen. As a general rule, an employee of the pizza joint places the box in my hand and I hand him money.
My best hypothesis at the moment is that the church group sent a teen or young adult to fetch the pizza, not knowing they had a prankster in their midst. Some kid was holding, and decided to get the old folks high.
According to the reporter in the video, they confirmed that it was a Methodist church, but no one would say which one. Which led me to wonder, do the Methodists have an official position on the doobie?
Maybe not, but I bet it’s frowned upon. If for no other reason, it has been known to lead to dancing. At every jam band concert I attended in my misspent youth, there was at least one stoned chick, usually reeking of patchouli, who was wearing a wispy little dress and doing some weird spinning Sufi sort of dance — before the music started.
Stoners and Methodists. Holy Tao. I’ve known plenty of both, and plenty of people who were both. I could riff on this all night. Best to stop now.
Too bad the person utterly failed. You can't get high from eating weed. Even if it was cooked on top of the pizza.