"thank a democrat"

Coshocton Tribune ^ | 6/30/08

[djsherin]

As a black conservative/Constitutionalist, I completely agree with this poster. Nice job. I am not a sheep to the democratic party like 90+% of my fellow black “brothas”.

[sig226]

If your employer just packed up and moved to China due to taxation and unions, thank a democrat.

If you’re paying over $4.00 a gallon for gas, thank a democrat.

If your mortgage interest jumped 4% to cover the bank’s losses on loans to people with “nontraditional” credit scores, thank a democrat.

If your son is fighting in Iraq or Afghanistan because the previous administration ignored repeated bombings of our offices, our embassies, and our navy, thank a democrat.

If you were disarmed and mugged while visiting New York, Boston, Chicago, Los Angeles, or Washington D.C., thank a democrat.

If you have to work two jobs to pay the taxes that support the housing project in the next town, along with its attendant welfare, recidivism, and drug abuse, thank a democrat.

If every single aspect of your business is micromanaged by a federal government that knows no boundaries, thank a democrat.

If it will take you eight months to complete the paperwork to buy a gun, thank a democrat.

If your union dues went straight to the mafia, thank a democrat.

If your child can discourse endlessly on race and gender oppression, but can’t actually read, thank a democrat.

[piytar]

IBTZ PS The historical naivite of the moronic post is stunning. Take the point about the Civil Rights Act for one: Which party supported it and which opposed it in Congress?

Gawd, if you are stupid enough to believe the garbage in this article, thank a Democrat.

[peggybac]

[maine-iac7]

YOU FORGOT THE BARF ALERT!

[RavenATB]

If your ancestors were hung by the Klan, thank the Democrats.

If you grew up in a dysfunctional welfare family, thank a Democrat.

If you were stripped of your right to self defense by unconstitutional anit-gun laws and left helpless to be victimized by every predator that prowls the streets, thank the Democrats.

If your children spent 13 years in taxpayer-funded public education and ended up functionally illiterate morons, devoid of any substantive knowledge or ability to reason, thank the Democrats.

If your daughter thinks General Petraeus is a villain, but idolizes Brittany Spears, thank the Democrats.

If your doctor was driven out of business due to outrageous malpractice insurance costs, thank the Democrats.

If your teen daughter learned to suck a penis before she learned to spell “penis,” thank the Democrats.

If you had your brains sucked from your skull while still in your mother's body, thank the Democrats.

[muir_redwoods]

If you favor 90% marginal tax rates, thank a democrat.

If you like stumbling within a day or so of nuclear anihilation, thank a democrat.

If you think Social Security is sound economics, thank a democrat.

If you think Vietnam was flawlessly executed, thank a democrat.

[sergeantdave]

Woodrow Wilson re-segregated the federal government - thank this democrat.

FDR extended the great depression with his policies - thank this democrat.

Thank the democrats for the hoses and dogs in Selma.

Thank the democrats for segregation.

Thank the democrats for the crumbling northern cities.

Thank the democrats for spiraling crime in liberal utopias.

Thank the democrats for embracing fascism and communism.

[weegee]

If you think that the government CAUSED 9-11 either by meddling or did it themselves AND think that expanding government to provide for your basic existence is the way to go, thank a Communist.

[an amused spectator]

So why do all these posters think you’re a troll, Mier? If they give you a hard time, give me a shout, and I’ll give you a hand in the spankings.

[peggybac]

[weegee]

I’ve actually stayed clear of attacking the poster and just took to responding to the content of the article and then riffing a few jokes of my own.

[Kennesaw]

I have one (and only one) for Jimmy Carter.
He is the one to push through allowing “Right turn on red.”
He did this to help save gas by cars not just sitting there waiting for he light to change.

[Tribune7]

Um, those literacy tests and poll taxes were cooked up by the Dems.

[an amused spectator]

"...then riffing a few jokes of my own."

So - the condom WASN'T to keep the flies off my banana split?!!?

I feel so p0wn3d...

[Mier]

I found this in my local papers web site. I wanted to show others how ignorant and gullible people are in my neck of the woods. I got a laugh out of it. People have very good and very funny replies here so I sent this story into Free Republic to get some ideas on how to respond to these crackpots! I guarantee you I’m as Conservative as you if not more!!!!

[an amused spectator]

I guarantee you I’m as Conservative as you if not more!!!!

Anyone who reads your posts knows that, Mier.