To: doug from upland
Charge ‘em for the lice, extra for the mice
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
Here a little slice, there a little cut
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
When it comes to fixing prices
There are a lot of tricks he knows
How it all increases, all them bits and pieces
Jesus! It’s amazing how it grows!
2 posted on
10/08/2008 9:35:29 AM PDT by
ari-freedom
(Betcha they're good. Why shouldn't they be? Their one mistake was giving up me!)
To: doug from upland
LOL...I forgot what a comfort your parodies are during this nailbiting time. BTW, still have the lyrics from your first “Masterbating Bill” :o) Thanks for the laugh and all you continue to do on FR!
4 posted on
10/08/2008 9:55:30 AM PDT by
dutchess
To: doug from upland
I’d rather vote for Thénardier than Obama any day.
5 posted on
10/08/2008 9:57:52 AM PDT by
socal_parrot
(Stand up for Chuck!)
To: doug from upland
And we’ll probably be joining Marius on the barricades soon.
To: doug from upland
Here is how to have a bumper sticker and not have your vehicle damaged. Go to Staples or a sign shop and buy soft magnetic material. Make your own sign. Put wide clear tape over it to protect it from the elements. Display proudly while driving. Remove when you are parked.
9 posted on
10/08/2008 10:21:16 AM PDT by
doug from upland
(8 million views of HILLARY! UNCENSORED - put some ice on it, witch)
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