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NUTTY WIFE'S CUFF LOVE
New York Post ^
| March 25, 2009
| LUKAS I. ALPERT and LORENA MONGELLI
Posted on 03/25/2009 8:18:31 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
Some men would find a pair of handcuffs in the bedroom a turn-on but not this guy.
A crazed shrew itching to reconcile with her estranged husband cuffed herself to him as he slept because, she told cops, it was "the only way I could get him to talk to me."
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TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: bite; chainoffools; wife
Third-degree Sun burn.
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Happens to me all the time, and I am sick of it.
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posted on
03/25/2009 8:22:12 PM PDT
by
Darwin Fish
(God invented evolution. Man invented religeon.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
03/25/2009 8:24:27 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Darwin Fish
Happens to me all the time, and I am sick of it. Just do what I do, and chew your arm off.
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posted on
03/25/2009 8:31:27 PM PDT
by
Fido969
("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
To: Darwin Fish; Fido969
LOL! I read your comments to wife. Sheesh! You’d think she’d have a sense of humor.
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posted on
03/25/2009 8:36:56 PM PDT
by
TaMoDee
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Having been married and divorced from a korean girl, I can attest that biting, chewing, any connection with food is just part of that culture that I saw/lived with. She didn’t need much - just a dead fish and some rotted cabbage for sustenence. Made for some da+n boring meals.
And her and her friends thought nothing of obsessive lying. They would even lie when it did them no good - just cause that was part of their culture - these are her words -not mine.
I feel for the guy.
But I’ve got pics of myself after a korean wifee attack that probably match his. But mine just slashed me - no handcuffs involved.
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posted on
03/25/2009 8:40:07 PM PDT
by
bossmechanic
(If all else fails, hit it with a hammer)
To: Fiddlstix; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
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posted on
03/25/2009 9:57:52 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
To: Slings and Arrows; Lakeshark; Borax Queen; nicmarlo; sweetliberty; derllak; null and void; ...
I think I may have dated her, or at least a close facsimile of her once...
...either that or I was too blitzed to avoid a police dog.
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posted on
03/26/2009 5:42:53 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
This gal probably got a visit from “Aunt Flo” and got carried away. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
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posted on
03/26/2009 6:22:41 AM PDT
by
LottieDah
(If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
To: Darksheare
Are you sure it wasn’t a bunny (with a big wrench)?
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posted on
03/26/2009 7:45:11 AM PDT
by
null and void
(We are now in day 66 of our national holiday from reality.)
To: null and void
Maybe.
But I don’t recall any incriminating rabbit tracks.
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posted on
03/26/2009 8:33:48 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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