Posted on 06/03/2009 4:40:40 AM PDT by rellimpank
Business is so slow at the Shady Lady Ranch that the owner of the Nye County brothel wants to add a few shady men to her roster.
Bobbi Davis, the owner of the bordello located about 150 miles northwest of Las Vegas, is set to start interviewing men who aspire to be prostitutes.
Well start out with one or two, Davis said, adding that she is looking for men in their early 30s to mid-50s who are in good shape and want to entertain women.
The applicants might soon even be able to shop their resumes around. George Flint, spokesman for the Nevada Brothel Association, said the ailing economy has four other bordellos considering the possibility of adding men.
(Excerpt) Read more at lasvegassun.com ...
Brown Clown’s fault...... he said stay away from Nevada
..check with Barney Frank, he has a book
Employment ping.
Might pick business up faster if they added men to entertain men.
“to mid-50s”
Hmmm
“and want to entertain women”
Hmmmmmmmm
“who are in good shape”
Damn!
Paging Fred Garvin, Fred Garvin please report to Nye County...
LOL! Back when SNL was funny!
Sounds to me that they’re in need of their very own “stimulus package.”
yes but if they hired one of bawney’s boyfriends they would enjoy
1) never running afoul of the law regardless of what laws were broken
2) a bailout (much like the MA bank that he bailed out)
This must be part of Obies *stimulus” job plan. Maybe he will visit and claim this as a weiner...I mean winner.
I was thinking that. I bet most employers of male prostitutes are other men.
Wait a second .....
we’re going to put male hookers and female hookers in the same brothel and business is slow.....
And there is booze and gambling involved as well....
I’d say someone hasn’t thought this out all the way through....
So I’m thinking ... what kind of customers would these male prostitues “entertain”. I am also thinking that any HALFWAY decent looking gal could go down to the local bar and have sex for free.
So now I’m thinking that the customers would be .... ??? someone like Helen Thomas ???
NFW ... I would rather cut my member off with a spoon.
Male prostitutes will be expected to have long discussions about feelings with their Janes, as well as being required to be current on all the latest “chick flicks”, Danielle Steele novels, reality shows, and the Lifetime and Oxygen channels.
ROUND is a perfect shape Larry. Send in yer resume !!!
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