Posted on 09/17/2009 4:06:21 AM PDT by marcbold
As we've all heard President Barack Obama will appear on an unprecedented five Sunday shows as well as others in the coming week in his hard push to sell ObamaCare to the masses.
The move reeks of desperation but one other attempt has many scratching their heads. It was just announced that Obama will be a very special guest star on "Dora the Explorer" this week.
These are some excerpts:
Dora y Obama are faced with a very ill Boots, a blue monkey who is a friend of Dora's, who they need to get to Healthcare City or he'll be dispatched to "little monkey heaven."
So Dora y Obama enjoin to set off together to face three obstacles on their way to get the medicine at Healthcare City. Thankfully, they have a trusty backpack with tools and paraphernalia oddly suited for just this type of adventure. And the map inside details that they'll face three harrowing adventures.
First, the land of giant teabags, then onto The Mountain of the Alaskan Witch Queen, and then the angry screaming troll. A nasty business but not enough to frighten off Obama y Dora. The two sing a song which goes "Come on Vamanos."
The giant teabags at first appear quite menacing and committed to stopping any healthcare for Boots but Obama y Dora are committed to their quest. Obama reaches into Dora's backpack and pulls out an old white haired Peanut who bounces about calling all the tea bags racists which seems to dispel them in shame.
Dora y Obama are so delighted with their success that they sing and dance with Dora singing "We did it" and Obama singing in quite beautiful harmony "Si Si Puede!"
The two then follow the path to the cold lands of the Alaskan Witch Queen...
(Excerpt) Read more at creativeminorityreport.com ...
If true...it is completly sick to spread fear to children with this kind of left-wing anti-american politics.
smells of rumor
very funny
This is satire, right?
Smells of satire to me.
The only “Special” Dora was Micky.
BWAHAHAH!!!
The Alaskan witch queen sends it over the top.
yes. it’s satire. the fact that it’s hard to tell really tells us how crazy things have gotten.
You just know he would be on Sesame street if it was still in production.
There have been many, many satire pieces posted that were virtually indistinguishable from real news this year - and I’m afraid it’s only going to get worse.
Perhaps us conservatives just haven’t started munching the really GOOD mushrooms yet, unlike the libs?
At any rate, I’m afraid Dora would probably beat zero up and take the nation’s lunch money... (Si se puede!)
Oh, I love watching Dora.
Re-arranging the words to almost every song..
If there’s a place you got to go, I’m the one you need to **ow
I.N.S, I.N.S, I.N.S,
If there’s a place you gots to be, you gots to pay me what I need
I.N.S, I.N.S, I.N.S,
And, of course, the backpack song is just TOO easy to, “Modify.”
It's not like he has anything else to do with his time.
(and remember: Do it for the children)
Is this satire?
If not, to anyone who doubted the indoctrination that takes place through “kids’ TV,” you should doubt no more.
I know it’s lame but I refer to my Ford Explorer as “Dora”. I’m willing to bet I’m not the only one either. Never have seen the show, however.
satire?
LMAO!!!
We don’t have cable TV at home but at the eye doctor’s in the waiting room the children were watching Nickolodeon (?) and there was an unbelievable cartoon about Obama and his life in the White House.
LMFAO!!!!!!! My little one (now 60 absolutely LOVED Dora. Half of her Spanish came from that show (she won an award as a Kindergartener last year in a Spanish competition). So this satire made me howl this morning. Very well done!
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