Boris Johnson's deputy: 'I had sex with a Chinese spy' (London mayor's deputy)

Mirror ^ | 11/29/09 | Kate Mansey

[TigerLikesRooster]

If it were Bill Clinton, he would have surrendered a lot more for a single blowjob. :-)

[TigerLikesRooster]

Ping!

[sodpoodle]

****The London Mayor’s No 2....***

Shoulda dropped him in the toilet!!!!

[April Lexington]

Ah, yes! The ol’ honey trap! Works every time!

[bmwcyle]

He woke to see all his documents strewn around - and the girl disappearing.

The oldest trick in the book.

[P.O.E.]

The elegance of China
They sent her to lie here on her back
But as she deeply moves me
She’d rather shoot me in my tracks

She was a Malaysian lady
She really came as no surprise
But I still did destroy her
And I will smash
Halo of flies

- Alice Cooper

[jimmyo57]

Did he rick her crit?

[Red Badger]

...and an hour later I did it again!.................

[Perdogg]

When I was working as an Intelligence liason between the US Navy and the Royal Navy for Lord Mountbatten, an asian woman seduced me. However, I figured she was either working for the Kempeitai or the MGB.

[Red Badger]

No, HERE'S THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK!...................

[marktwain]

“I think we had sex but in truth I can't remember.”

He does really stupid stuff, betrays his Friends and country, and doesn't even have a fond memory to show for it.

This is a classic example from the “Screwtape Letters”.

In the book, it is remarked that getting souls, while fine for Satan, is not the most pleasurable. The best is getting souls while giving nothing in return.

[17th Miss Regt]

Dear God, Red! Why did you do that? Why? Why? WHY?

[Red Badger]

[ponygirl]

After TWO glasses of wine? What a cheap date.

[Nervous Tick]

[NeoCaveman]

Yes, but did he want to do it again a half an hour later.

[ponygirl]

He ricked it sideways.

[Wyatt's Torch]

The “ol’ honey trap” is undefeated...

[Joe 6-pack]

"Ian Clement went up to his Beijing hotel room for sex with the secret service siren... but was drugged and came round hours later to find his room had been ransacked."

The dude is lucky to have escaped with both his kidneys ;-)

[Night Hides Not]

My favorite Warren Zevon verse while I was stationed in Germany:

I went home with a waitrees
The way I always do
How was I to know-oh-oh
She was with the Russians too?

Hmmm...I did have a relationship with a German waitress. I didn't see any Russian in any of the friends and family I was introduced to, and they never spoke Russian...only German. Whew!!!