Iowahawk: I Am Proud to Lead You Men to the Nearest Off-Ramp

Iowahawk | December 3, 2009 | David Burge

[EveningStar]

Brigadier General Barack H. Obama
Supreme Allied Commander-in-Chief, Operation Minivan Pool

At ease, men.

As your battalion commanders and General Axelrod have already briefed you, you embark today on an important mission to the Af-Pak Theater. The success of this mission will not only insure the future of democracy and human civilization, but also my Gallup net favorable index. I have every confidence that you will succeed in this great educational field trip, because you represent the finest right-sized, nonviolent time killing force ever assembled.

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[EveningStar]

I'm temporarily handling the Iowahawk ping list while dighton is away.

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Please ping me to Iowahawk articles. Thanks. :)

[freekitty]

Please add me to the ping list. I love this guy.

[Yossarian]

What a worthless “parody”....

I mean, where are all the “umms” and “ahhs”? And there’s no mention at all of “Paw-kee-stawn”?!?

(Good job again, IowaHawk!)

[Candor7]

That was pretty good Satire. Now if only he could convince
Iowans to get out their pitch forks!

[Liberty Valance]

[RichInOC]

Heh. Great job, Hawk. Folks, now you know why that kid with the ribbons and the CIB was not only reading “Kill Bin Laden”, he had a stack of books under the seat.

[Skooz]

bfl

[GOPJ]

Keep me on Star - thanks for the ping.

[Gritty]

BTTT