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Iowahawk: Do No Blame Me
Iowahawk | January 20, 2010 | David Burge

Posted on 01/20/2010 1:34:14 PM PST by EveningStar

Special Post-Election Analysis
by Rosa Ortiz
Former Chief of Housekeeping Staff, Coakley For Senate Campaign

I have been in this country for now many years and I have learn many things. Like to put the 20% away for the rainy day. Do no to mix the permanent press with the cottons. And as Dio is my witness, do no never take the job for the Kennedys.

Please for to let me explain. I am being to not blog for many months here because I am very busy.

Continued


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: brown; coakley; iowahawk; marthacoakley; massachusetts; rosaortiz; satire; scottbrown
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1 posted on 01/20/2010 1:34:14 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: dighton; IowaHawk; aculeus; bamahead; BenKenobi; Bhoy; Billthedrill; Blind Eye Jones; BlueLancer; ..
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I'm temporarily handling the Iowahawk ping list while dighton is away.

Please let me know if you want to be added to or removed from the list.

Please ping me to Iowahawk articles. Thanks. :)

2 posted on 01/20/2010 1:35:18 PM PST by EveningStar (Karl Marx is not one of our Founding Fathers.)
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To: EveningStar

Excellente. Gracias por el ping, senor.


3 posted on 01/20/2010 1:41:21 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (While the voters of Cambridge acted stupidly, for the first time in my adult life I am proud of MA.)
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To: EveningStar

The Rosa chronicles of working for Caroline — priceless! Glad to see a new episode of Rosa.


4 posted on 01/20/2010 1:41:51 PM PST by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast (STOP the Tyrananny State.)
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To: EveningStar
How utterly satisfying and entertaining. Rings so true. But poor Rosa ended up with potty-mouth.

She no make me do the windows, only to bring the grocery and the morning tracking polls.

5 posted on 01/20/2010 1:42:51 PM PST by La Lydia
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To: EveningStar

Very funny!


6 posted on 01/20/2010 1:43:57 PM PST by dinodino
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To: EveningStar

Muy goodo. Mucho funnyo. Mi laugho mi cabeza off. I say OMG WTF LOL very enjoy reado this internet


7 posted on 01/20/2010 1:48:11 PM PST by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: EveningStar

If you’re reading this thread, Iowahawk, you left out the a in Senora near the end.


8 posted on 01/20/2010 1:54:13 PM PST by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast (STOP the Tyrananny State.)
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To: EveningStar

Rosa needs to start a consulting service for Democrats this November.


9 posted on 01/20/2010 1:58:24 PM PST by BJClinton ("Worse" technically is "change".)
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To: EveningStar

I didn’t know Iowahawk had a ping list. Please add me! He’s hilarious! Like Ann Coulter, he mixes indisputable truth with stinging invective. Like Mark Steyn, he has a wild imagination and wonderful writing skills.


10 posted on 01/20/2010 1:58:47 PM PST by Forgiven_Sinner (If you meet people with no brain, no heart and no courage, you are not in KS-You are in the Congress)
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To: 668 - Neighbor of the Beast

Chinga su Madre puta loca!

lolololol

Sooo good.


11 posted on 01/20/2010 2:00:32 PM PST by BenKenobi (;)
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To: EveningStar
They say she is the very bad candidate. And then Senora Coakley's peoples are angry and they say that El Presidente is to blame. All I know is that there is going to be a lot of ice cream to clean up when she is get back.

LOL!


12 posted on 01/20/2010 2:09:41 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (Pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool wit yo pants on the ground)
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To: BenKenobi

LOL. THe attack ad people keep asking me how to spell “Massachusettes”. LOL


13 posted on 01/20/2010 2:10:09 PM PST by Tigercap
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To: Tigercap

Just remember; one ‘ass’, four esses, and one goes on the end.


14 posted on 01/20/2010 2:29:16 PM PST by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
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To: EveningStar
There a lot of folks who post on FR who think they can do satire -- but they can't.

And then there is the master, IowaHawk. This is how satire should be written!

15 posted on 01/20/2010 2:45:26 PM PST by r9etb
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To: BenKenobi

Or, “eff your mother you crazy prostitute”


16 posted on 01/20/2010 2:50:54 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: EveningStar

Here’s the article on digg. Stop by and digg it up!

http://digg.com/d31GFhV


17 posted on 01/20/2010 3:06:10 PM PST by Forgiven_Sinner (If you meet people with no brain, no heart and no courage, you are not in KS-You are in the Congress)
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To: EveningStar

Absolute perfection...


18 posted on 01/20/2010 3:08:16 PM PST by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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To: EveningStar

Priceless, as ever. Pitch perfect.


19 posted on 01/20/2010 3:08:21 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: EveningStar
Satire? Best explanation I've seen so far. Sadly I don't think Rosa or the Democrats have learned their lessons and we will see her again working for a Democrat this fall.
20 posted on 01/20/2010 3:10:01 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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