[MNlurker]

Where do you put the label on a ham sandwich?

[Jeff Chandler]

Where do you put the label on a ham sandwich?

That reminds of a "In a perfect world . . ." joke I heard. You know, like "In a perfect world chlorofluorocarbons would escape through the hole in the ozone layer." and "In a perfect world Yoko would have stepped in front of John." But the joke I heard about choking on a ham sandwich isn't funny, it's sick.

[killer_rat]

You know, if Mama Cass had given Karen Carpenter a ham sandwich, both would still be alive today.