Navy's new gender-neutral carriers won't have urinals

CNN ^ | 7/16/2012

[MIchaelTArchangel]

When sequestration hits next January 1, all bathrooms on all naval surface ships will consist of an Obama unisex toilet—a ladder to a toilet seat mounted five feet off the side of the ship.

[USAF80]

The urinals have dividers on land so that the homos can’t look at your willy.

[UnwashedPeasant]

It is still sexist until they have coed showers and berthing compartments.

/s

[Bottom_Gun]

it’s true..sea water and urine together create calcium deposits in pipes..a real PITA when underway. After being on the last class of subs that had them (585 class) the only way you can unclog them is large amounts of Citric acid. Put up with that for years on my last Fast Boat..USS Shark SSN 591.

[UnwashedPeasant]

Why is one guy standing? Is he timing them?

[A'elian' nation]

“Why is one guy standing? Is he timing them?”

Just checking for anyone prone to wide stances.

[elpadre]

the next step in the Navy’s dive into liberalism will be
co-ed restrooms and showers

[LibLieSlayer]

I thought the missing sailors were caused by Mermaids... dang... you learned me sumthin’! :-)

LLS

[LibLieSlayer]

I like where you are going with this!

LLS

[LibLieSlayer]

Those are just transvestite men dressing up to look like women!

LLS

[Fledermaus]

Or get demoted for “not putting the seat down” when finished!

[Happy Rain]

Goes with the end of DADT...

In the old Navy homos would use the urinal next to yours in order to check out your junk and then they got busted.

Now that Obama has ruled that homos can look at your junk all they want urinals could become areas of conflict.

Thus remove the negative temptations by removing the urinals. Thanks to the first homo in chief “The Head” defined by the DICNAVAB is now: “as in the giving of.”

[central_va]

[RightOnline]

Just waiting for the next, obvious, shoe to drop....ALL crewmembers ORDERED to squat to pee.

I only wish I was kidding.

[USAF80]

Not with the rape epidemic they are covering up....

[USAF80]

You know, I have to wonder what female sailors during “that time of the month” anyway? As a woman, I cannot imagine dealing with that little detail in any sort of wartime or in those sorts of accommodations. It’s a simple fact of biology that men don’t deal with and women do (most women anyway). What on earth are we thinking?!

Just imagine when they force women into combat units. Some units are in the field for weeks.

[LadyDoc]

Get used to sitting on a bunch of wet seats after waiting in a long line.

just what I was thinking

and urinals use a lot less water than toilets...didn't anyone figure that part out?

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Get used to sitting on a bunch of wet seats after waiting in a long line.

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Is pissing over the rail permitted?

[USAF80]

I wonder if they have enough women to fill up a berthing compartment. I heard that was a big problem as women are small in number and have to have their own berthing spaces.

[A.A. Cunningham]

urinals