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Venom from world's deadliest spider could cure erectile dysfunction within 20 minutes
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| 07:08 EST, 29 August 2012
| Pat Hagan
Posted on 08/29/2012 9:38:59 PM PDT by null and void
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To: Cyber Ninja
“No worries, after the 4-hour erection... it falls off!”
The only sure cure for any erection which lasts that long is a photo of Hillary!;)
To: null and void
Spider? I hardly know her.
To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
Best if it’s on your hand for scale, of course...
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posted on
08/29/2012 9:55:06 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1318 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
To: null and void
The pastor of this church had called all of the little children to the front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had them sit around him.
He said “Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful. Today we’re going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what the resurrection is?” One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor said “Please tell us what the resurrection is”.
The boy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice “When you get one lasting more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!”
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posted on
08/29/2012 9:55:43 PM PDT
by
razorback-bert
(I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?)
To: null and void
Oh! Baby!
Oh! Yeah, Baby, Yeah!
Oh! Baby (Could you hold that thought for about 20 minutes? Really. I’ll be right back.)
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posted on
08/29/2012 9:55:52 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: null and void; All
It’s an ERECT-nid... I win. I WIN!
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posted on
08/29/2012 9:56:15 PM PDT
by
Winstons Julia
(Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
To: null and void
One bite and it’ll make you stiff! Could be a hard sell though!
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posted on
08/29/2012 9:56:29 PM PDT
by
shotgun
To: null and void
So I guess this means you would be going and coming at the same time.
To: Bobalu
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posted on
08/29/2012 9:56:36 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1318 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
To: Winstons Julia
Well played!
Yes, I’d say you win!
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posted on
08/29/2012 9:58:10 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1318 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
To: null and void
Side effects are erections lasting more than four hours and blindness. Walking into walls could be painful.
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posted on
08/29/2012 10:02:32 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Whatever a homosexual union might be or represent, it is not physically marital. - F.Cardinal George)
To: null and void
Forgive my boasting. I so rarely win.
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posted on
08/29/2012 10:03:23 PM PDT
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Winstons Julia
(Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
To: Winstons Julia
When you win that big, you don’t need to do it all the time.
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posted on
08/29/2012 10:04:33 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1318 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
To: null and void
Unfortunately, the drug has to be injected....
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posted on
08/29/2012 10:04:47 PM PDT
by
Tzimisce
(THIS SUCKS)
To: Tzimisce
Not to worry, the spider will do that for free...
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posted on
08/29/2012 10:06:28 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1318 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
There’s a spider outside my home office window, that I think is gonna take my 410 to dispatch! It;s so big, it;s freakin’ me out! Spiders eat bugs and that is good. Black Widow and Brown Recluse spiders also bite people and it is not good, and in particular the Brown Recluse.
I do not kill spiders with the exception of the above two. I kill those two every chance that I get.
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posted on
08/29/2012 10:09:50 PM PDT
by
cpdiii
(Deckhand, Roughneck, Mud Man, Geologist, Pilot, Pharmacist. THE CONSTITUTION IS WORTH DYING FOR!)
To: null and void
Quick nurse, a spider bit my johnson, suck out the venom.
groan
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posted on
08/29/2012 10:09:59 PM PDT
by
shove_it
(purge pandering progressive parasites)
To: null and void
Side effects for men include spinning a web after sex with ... Oh, never mind...
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posted on
08/29/2012 10:11:49 PM PDT
by
Bon mots
(When seconds count, the police are just minutes away...)
To: snarkytart
Right? There’s no erectile dysfunction because you’re dead. LOLOL - the ultimate happy ending? This is got to be one of those hilarious threads...
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posted on
08/29/2012 10:16:27 PM PDT
by
Aria
( 2008 wasn't an election - it was a coup d'etat.)
To: Aria
This is got to be one of those hilarious threads... Only if the Mods are up for it...
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posted on
08/29/2012 10:17:59 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1318 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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