[Beaten Valve]

Wasn't this cupcake injured in some other sort of international on-the-job accident??

Maybe he should insist on receiving hazard pay whenever he leaves the confines of the CNN studio...

[NonValueAdded]

sorry to hear about the physical ailment but there is a lot of reality to which Anderson seems permanently blind as well.

[smokingfrog]

Next time, wear your sunglasses.

[Vaquero]

unlike a catcher or an umpire he does not wear the requisite mask to protect himself from errant balls hitting him in the face.

[dirtymac]

I was always told by my grandfather that this would happen if I played with myself too often

[Reddy]

The responses to this thread are hilarious!

[Truth2012]

Dear children,

If a blind man leads a blind man, they both fall into a pit. ~ Love, God.

[Sir Napsalot]

Has the Left blamed it on Bush (or recent Repubs) yet?

[Slyfox]

Yeah, it was just a matter of time:

[PLMerite]

Maybe he finally saw Kathy Griffin naked:

[Pinkbell]

Ouch. Glad he’s not blind.

[Gator113]

I wonder if anyone is going to teach him some of the other basic rules of life.....

-Do not pee into the wind.

-Sticking a fork into an electrical outlet is never a good idea.

-Don’t drink out of the toilet.

-Do not stick body parts into other yours or anyone else’s butt.

-You should not share your wee wee with those that have their own.

[Sacajaweau]

What really caused his blindness. I read it in a Medical book years ago.

[Osage Orange]

Right!!

If you this #$#$&)) enough...it will make you blind.

[null and void]

Next time Anderson, only do it until you need glasses...

[Retired Chemist]

“I wake up in the middle of the night and it feels like my eyes are on fire, my eyeballs and I think oh maybe I have sand in my eyes or something. I douse my eyes with water. Anyway, it turns out I have sunburned my eyeballs and I go blind. I went blind for 36 hours.”

It's what happens to welders when they catch a flash while welding.

[Red Badger]

People who are unfamiliar with the outdoors can get into really serious trouble. He’s lucky it wasn’t permanent....................

[reg45]

Temporarily blind but permanently stupid.

[GeronL]

Dad told me it caused blindness

I guess this proves it can happen

[YukonGreen]

So so smart - knows everything. Has he ever heard why welders wear their welding helmets? Protect their eyes from the bright charges.

[scott7278]

Don’t play around with seamen without wearing sunglasses, Anderson...