This reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode with William Shattner in the diner.
To: ConservativeStatement
Twilight zone is correct. Unless the fortune cookie messages are explicitly erotic, there is nothing wrong with a child seeing a love message and being puzzled, or perhaps grossed out.
2 posted on
02/10/2013 8:28:52 AM PST by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
To: ConservativeStatement
A little trick I learned was to add the words “in bed” to the end of any fortune cookie saying.
3 posted on
02/10/2013 8:31:15 AM PST by
dfwgator
To: ConservativeStatement
What’s wrong with parents these days? How about telling your child, “This isn’t relevant to you,” and dropping it?
4 posted on
02/10/2013 8:31:28 AM PST by
Tax-chick
(I have chocolate.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Mommy, the cookie says my dinner comes with “Happy Ending”, does that mean dessert?
7 posted on
02/10/2013 8:38:40 AM PST by
Rebel_Ace
(Tags?!? Tags?!? We don' neeeed no stinkin' Tags!)
To: ConservativeStatement
Next to be banned:
11 posted on
02/10/2013 8:57:30 AM PST by
fidelis
(Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
To: ConservativeStatement
If you ever visit San Fran, tour the Fortune Cookie Factory in Chinatown. "Factory" makes you think of a huge plant, right? This one will disabuse you of that notion...it's no bigger than an elongated bedroom. But you can eat all the remnants you can carry! My kids always enjoyed a brief drop-in when we went to the city.
To: ConservativeStatement
When my younger sister was about seven years old, she made a “cootie catcher” with fortunes inside. Remember those?
One of the fortunes was “You will die someday.”
Good times, good times...
17 posted on
02/10/2013 9:19:15 AM PST by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
To: ConservativeStatement
To: ConservativeStatement
I always told Amy that the waiter had made a mistake and had given her my cookie, or her mother’s.
To: ConservativeStatement
I long for the day when one cracks open a fortune cookie with the message of: Whiners. Piss off!
20 posted on
02/10/2013 9:35:06 AM PST by
WKUHilltopper
(And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
To: ConservativeStatement
This reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode with William Shattner in the diner. And he obviously got out of the town or he wouldn't have become Kirk.
26 posted on
02/10/2013 10:17:13 AM PST by
trebb
(Allies no longer trust us. Enemies no longer fear us.)
To: ConservativeStatement
27 posted on
02/10/2013 10:21:29 AM PST by
Brandonmark
(OWCM is The new American Minority! 11.06.12 - Day of Infamy!)
To: ConservativeStatement
““Romance and travel, for example. Suppose you’re on a business trip with a colleague, that doesn’t mean you want to have a romantic affair,” said Danny Zeng, another VP at Wonton.”
...I guess he doesn’t travel much.
29 posted on
02/10/2013 11:05:36 AM PST by
BobL
To: ConservativeStatement
So, the people who want to suck all the joy out of life for everybody else are finally totally in charge of everything?
34 posted on
02/10/2013 1:38:22 PM PST by
elkfersupper
( Member of the Original Defiant Class)
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