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Kim Jong-Un's Latest Unbelievable Threat: Bombing Austin, Texas
Slate ^ | 03/29/2013 | By Josh Voorhees

Posted on 03/29/2013 12:17:29 PM PDT by SeekAndFind

You know the rule by now: If the headline asks the question, the story most likely provides the less exciting/sensational/terrifying (in this case, definitely the third) answer. From the very Telegraph article that Drudge links to:

Despite the increasingly belligerent rhetoric and new images emerging from the North Korean regime, analysts believe its missiles are not capable of striking targets as far away as the US mainland and are not, as yet, capable of delivering a nuclear payload.

North Korea's state-media announced earlier today that Kim Jong-un has ordered his missile units on standby to strike the United States and South Korea. The bluster was accompanied by a photo containing a not-so-secret (or believable) message: a chart over Kim Jong-un's shoulder showing a "U.S. mainland strike plan." NK News took a closer look at the chart and discovered what appears to be the reclusive nation's public wish list: Hawaii, Washington, D.C., Southern California (Los Angeles or possibly San Diego), and Austin, Texas. The first three make sense given geography and politics; no one seems to have any clue about how that last one made it on.

Given how unpredictable Kim Jong-un has already proved, the latest threat isn't entirely being brushed off by the international community. Still, the Pentagon doesn't appear to be very worried. "The United States is fully capable of defending itself and our allies,” Pentagon spokeswoman Lt. Col. Catherine Wilkinson told reporters in Washington today. "North Korea’s bellicose rhetoric and threats follow a pattern designed to raise tensions and intimidate others."

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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; US: Texas; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: austin; dontmesswithtexas; joshvoorhees; kimjongun; loons; missiles; nkmissiles; nkstate; northkorea; slate
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To: Izzy Dunne
Still, the Pentagon doesn't appear to be very worried. "The United States is fully capable of defending itself and our allies,” Pentagon spokeswoman Lt. Col. Catherine Wilkinson

Hey Cathy, you guys can't even defend our border with Mexico, or defend the people of the U.S. from this ever controlling dictatorial socialist running the government.

Whoa, Sgt. Friday, you can't blame that on the Pentagon. If they had orders to defend the border, the border would be defended.

Tell me Dizzy, if Mexico was smuggling in thousands of tons of drugs and God knows what else, as million entered from the south illegally during war time yet, choking off our entire system, including undermining our very electoral process, would the Pentagon just sit on their asses because the controlling socialist running the government didn't order to do anything?

Oh wait, that's been happening for decades....

Ya fell safe now Dizzy?

41 posted on 03/29/2013 12:44:28 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: SeekAndFind

By the way, the gross domestic product of Texas is at least three times that of North Korea.

Don’t mess with Texas.

It’s good advice.


42 posted on 03/29/2013 12:44:34 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (Legislate that down is up if you will, but take my advice, don't jump off cliffs anyway.)
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43 posted on 03/29/2013 12:44:46 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Izzy Dunne
Oh wait, that's been happening for decades....

Ya feel safe now Dizzy?

44 posted on 03/29/2013 12:46:06 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: Izzy Dunne
If they had orders to defend the border, the border would be defended.

How long would it take for V Corp to secure the border if given such an order?

45 posted on 03/29/2013 12:46:18 PM PDT by ASA Vet (Don't assume Shahanshah Obama will allow another election.)
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To: A_perfect_lady

Only the Texans who don’t like Junior Brown, Bill Kirchen, Robert Earl Keen Jr, and, well, the list goes on and on.


46 posted on 03/29/2013 12:46:30 PM PDT by dmz
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To: SeekAndFind
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47 posted on 03/29/2013 12:47:19 PM PDT by R_Kangel ( "A Nation of Sheep ..... Will Beget ..... a Nation Ruled by Wolves.")
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To: SeekAndFind

DC, LA, Austin - Is this guy channeling some conservative?


48 posted on 03/29/2013 12:48:22 PM PDT by dagogo redux (A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
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To: SeekAndFind
Doesnt this now qualify him and NK as a terrorist threat.
Or, just misunderstood . . ?
49 posted on 03/29/2013 12:49:17 PM PDT by ßuddaßudd (>> F U B O << "What the hell kind of country is this if I can only hate a man if he's white?")
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To: SeekAndFind
Master Kim, we will become your servants if you will follow through and zap Austin for us. We don't think you can do it.
50 posted on 03/29/2013 12:49:54 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: SeekAndFind
Give me a plane ticket to Seoul and an M-14 and I'll solve the problem within a week of arrival.I'll just pick off every one of the dozen...or so...fat turds that I see in the capital and one of them’s *bound* to be him.I mean...how many *fat* turds can there be there country?
51 posted on 03/29/2013 12:55:44 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative ("Progressives" toss the word "racist" around like chimps toss their feces)
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To: MrEdd
"Speaking as a Texan...who would miss it?"

We live upwind & upriver from Austin - about 55 miles as the buzzard flies - so no complaint here..... and when we drive to TAMU, we can take Hwy 29 East over to Taylor, we can avoid most of the destruction....

52 posted on 03/29/2013 12:56:04 PM PDT by texanyankee
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

Maybe he’s a Oklahoma Sooner fan, guess the horns down symbol isn’t good enough to show his hate for the Longhorns.


53 posted on 03/29/2013 1:00:27 PM PDT by Caribou ( www.ktok.com Red State Radio free streaming.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Where does he find enough wackjobs to follow him?

Never mind... there are enough to follow o’stoner so...


54 posted on 03/29/2013 1:00:42 PM PDT by Sequoyah101
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To: EternalVigilance

RE: By the way, the gross domestic product of Texas is at least three times that of North Korea.

From Googling.

GDP of North Korea — $32.7 Billion USD

GDP of Texas — $1.142 TRILLION

Texas’ GDP is THIRTY TIMES larger than North Korea’s.

The GDP pf the State of Texas is just about the same as South Korea’s even with just almost HALF of South Korea’s population.


55 posted on 03/29/2013 1:01:38 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: A_perfect_lady

No, the rest of Texas is thinking, “How can I help.” or “Do you need any donations?”


56 posted on 03/29/2013 1:02:57 PM PDT by Sequoyah101
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To: SeekAndFind

57 posted on 03/29/2013 1:05:31 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: dragnet2

“Tell me Dizzy, if Mexico was smuggling in thousands of tons of drugs “

If Americans weren’t using the drugs the smuggling would greatly diminish...right? Drug using Americans have the blood of many thousands of murdered Mexicans and others on their hands because the users’ addictions!


58 posted on 03/29/2013 1:06:32 PM PDT by mdmathis6 (Rest assured, Mankind is loved....both completely and severely!)
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To: mdmathis6

What? 150 replies and no “It’s bush’s fault!” lol


59 posted on 03/29/2013 1:11:13 PM PDT by k4gypsyrose
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To: Gay State Conservative

RE: Give me a plane ticket to Seoul and an M-14 and I’ll solve the problem within a week of arrival.I’ll just pick off every one of the dozen...or so...fat turds that I see in the capital and one of them’s *bound* to be him.I mean...how many *fat* turds can there be there country?

OK Folks, let’s not confuse our allies in Seoul with our enemy in Pyong Yang.


60 posted on 03/29/2013 1:14:31 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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