Skip to comments.Sandra Fluke blames Anthony #Weiner sexting scandal on . . . (Republicans) [satire]
Posted on 07/25/2013 2:34:12 AM PDT by NYer
. . . you guessed it, “conservative, evangelical, Tea Party Republicans.”
Speaking to an Emily’s List fundraiser, Fluke said that “GOP efforts to limit the availability of birth control” were “directly responsible for Weiner’s behavior.”
“What men, and women want, above all is SAFE sex. It’s our constitutional right. So now the GOP is limiting our access to both birth control AND abortion on demand. So a poor person like me, I can’t afford to have sex, unless it’s unprotected, and if a poor person accidentally gets pregnant, it’s now almost impossible to get an abortion.”
“That’s why so many men and women are resorting to sexting. It’s safe sex. The ultimate safe sex.”
“And now we’re hypocritically blaming this poor guy Weiner for basically trying to do the right thing. It makes no sense whatsoever. It just goes to show how Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich, and the rest of the Tea Party are messing up this country. Weiner’s a good guy, he’s my hero. I hope he wins, he’ll makes a great mayor, and I’m going up to NYC this weekend to campaign for him.”
I hope that the reader will pardon me if I just break out laughing in the middle of this. A student who can afford Georgetown University’s law school is a “poor person” who can’t afford birth control? It was noted that the Target store about three miles from that campus was selling birth control pills to women without health insurance for a whopping $9.00 a month. Maybe if the lovely Miss Fluke skips two margaritas a month, she can afford not to get knocked up.
As for the little Weiner, it’s kind of silly to hold that he needed to “sext” — and Patterico has some of his best ones! — because he’s afraid of some poor woman getting pregnant because she might not have birth control due to the wicked Republicans, because he’s a married man! If he is horny, he has a wife, a rather attractive wife, to whom he can turn.
Well, maybe he can. Huma Abedin stood beside the embattled Mr Weiner in his press conference, apparently because she has about zero self respect, but it wouldn’t be much of a surprise if the little Weiner doesn’t get to turn to his darling bride for sex for a while now.
More words of wit from the human hosebag.
There’s a political explanation for everything in a place like North Korea or Venezuela.
Last time I checked, the words “safe sex” are not in the Constitution.
I can’t wait till the sexts from Hillary and Huma come out.
Actually, the term "safe sex" refers to practices that make transmission of STDs less likely.
Although I guess they classify babies as STDs.
“A poor person like me...”. These folks are physiologically incapable of producing truth.
This isn't fake?
If she wasn’t such an opportunistic, gold-digging ideologue one almost might feel pity on her.
Not a student, but a much older hack who went back to school at Georgetown for the sole purpose of fomenting her political agenda to get her 15 minutes of fame.
Now, she’s Cindy Sheehan, except that instead of being just called an imbecilic political shill, Sandra’s commonly thought of as “that whore”.
Used up in the 2012 elections for Obama, she has no more relevance than one of those used condoms (and pills) she fought so valiantly for someone else to pay for.
In the end, though, there is Karma. How fitting it is for a shameless whore to be shilling for a shameless e-flasher.
Honestly, you just can’t make this stuff up.
Just absolute stunning stupidity.
Her mind is an impressive tangle of BS.
Does her opinion means a bit?
Why won’t they ask my cat, too?
Aw come on....
Not quite ready for the job she is qualified for; pole dancer.
I saw this story yesterday morning posted with no link and I assumed that it was satire. Are we sure this is on the up and up?
“Speaking to an Emilys List fundraiser, Fluke said that GOP efforts to limit the availability of birth control were directly responsible for Weiners behavior..........
Where do these people come from, Mars? This air head has a real vacuum between her ears.